weirdest shit you've ever eaten

[Bombastinator]

1 minute ago, EmoRarity said:

I had a gas station burrito and some ramen, not interesting on their own but I imagine the results will be. Suppose we will find out in the morning.

Better you than me.  My guts are old and worn out.  It would be very bad.

[EmoRarity]

2 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Better you than me.  My guts are old and worn out.  It would be very bad.

If I tank my alarm hard enough I won't find out till 2pm CST and the results may vary. 

[cesh me inside b0z]

Ate eggs that were 3 months out of date without being ill.

Ate cat & doggy food.

Tasted my poo and sperm and pee too.

 

 

I should have become a scientist.

 

Forgot to add, eating my own things... yeah that paid for a holiday in Spain, was worth it and was not ill.

Surprisingly, the smell is far worse oddly.

[Guest]

Well.... I can't say that I've tasted my own.... sperm? Did I read that right? 

 

Ok then.... moving on.

 

Limburger Cheese. 

tong of cow and chicken foot soup.

chocolate covered crickets. 

Breaded and Fried Turkey Testicles.

 

 

 

[cesh me inside b0z]

9 minutes ago, ShrimpBrime said:

Well.... I can't say that I've tasted my own.... sperm? Did I read that right? 

 

Ok then.... moving on.

 

Limburger Cheese. 

tong of cow and chicken foot soup.

chocolate covered crickets. 

Breaded and Fried Turkey Testicles.

 

 

 

Sperm was the easiest one... if you get over yourself and are confident in your sexuality, look at it logically, plenty of females and males will suck off a man and enjoy it, so clearly it will just either taste bad or not so bad i guess, a comment for my own.. was not bad.

 

Doing so actually helps my wife enjoy good taste... lol

 

*Want to know how it tastes? actually taste it*

 

*Obligatory comment; put's hairs on a mans chest*

 

 

Would you feed food to someone if you would not eat it yourself?

 

All are actually linked with the sperm one, the rest.. yeah i am not endorsing that, made my money though.

[Touch My Hamm]

In Japan my father took us to a place and ordered Fugu. My host family was laughing at how brave he was. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu

[kokakolia]

4 hours ago, GodSeph said:

In Japan my father took us to a place and ordered Fugu. My host family was laughing at how brave he was. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu

Speaking of Japanese food, I ate a lot of chicken heart skewers in Tokyo and they're delicious! 10/10 would eat again, but I never saw them outside of Japan. 

[Levent]

Blodpalt. It wasnt bad but guess how anything with blood tastes like as a cake.

[Automobili3XF]

Thermal compound, Arctic Silver 5 to be specific.

I was changing my CPU cooler one day and i was hungry as all hell, so i decided to make a sandwich and forgot to wash my hands.

I was on the middle of the sandwich when i felt it, it was disgusting.

[Radium_Angel]

Cat. Not bad, unlike any other meat I've had (pork, cow, horse, ostrich, etc.)

 

Long pig. (it's not bad, just...different)

[redbread123]

3 hours ago, Radium_Angel said:

Cat. Not bad, unlike any other meat I've had (pork, cow, horse, ostrich, etc.)

 

Long pig. (it's not bad, just...different)

tf where? was it in asia

[Bombastinator]

8 minutes ago, redbread123 said:

tf where? was it in asia

No one serves long pig.  It’s a Hawaiian originated euphamism for human flesh.

[redbread123]

2 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

No one serves long pig.  It’s a Hawaiian originated euphamism for human flesh.

what the.. i mean the cat where u eat the cat and u ate human flesh? jesus 

[Letgomyleghoe]

Welp

I have a new one 

Not really a weird food

But more of the quantity of said food

Someone brought 1/2 gallon of pickle juice to work today 

There is no more pickle juice 

I am also 50 dollars richer.

[Bombastinator]

49 minutes ago, redbread123 said:

what the.. i mean the cat where u eat the cat and u ate human flesh? jesus 

I didn’t .  The Hawaiians haven’t done it either since the 18th century.  Things can hang around for a long time in language.

[GreatnessRD]

20 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

My guts are old and worn out. 

That's what she said!

 

And the weirdest thing I've eaten is a piece of a paper plate. You know, when the cheese gets melted on the plate. I'm not that unorthodox, so this isn't a well traveled territory for me. 

[Radium_Angel]

1 hour ago, redbread123 said:

what the.. i mean the cat where u eat the cat and u ate human flesh? jesus 

Cat was a mongolian BBQ joint that had a menu and a "menu" which you had to know someone to get. I knew someone.

 

Human (long pig), well, that's a very long story (it involved a very weird gf who was into cutting herself pretty deeply)

[Bombastinator]

3 minutes ago, Radium_Angel said:

Cat was a mongolian BBQ joint that had a menu and a "menu" which you had to know someone to get. I knew someone.

 

Human (long pig), well, that's a very long story (it involved a very weird gf who was into cutting herself pretty deeply)

I notice you didn’t say ex.  Women would never put up with the kind of stuff from men that men are expected to put up with from women.

[Radium_Angel]

1 minute ago, Bombastinator said:

I notice you didn’t say ex

Heh, we never officially broke up, we just kind of drifted apart. TBH, she was into waaaay more weird stuff than I was comfortable with at the time. Pretty, but messed up, know what I mean? She looked like the twin sister to the late great Wendy O. Williams.

https://alchetron.com/Wendy-O-Williams

 

[Bombastinator]

Just now, Radium_Angel said:

Heh, we never officially broke up, we just kind of drifted apart. TBH, she was into waaaay more weird stuff than I was comfortable with at the time. Pretty, but messed up, know what I mean? She looked like the twin sister to the late great Wendy O. Williams.

https://alchetron.com/Wendy-O-Williams

 

Sadly yes

[Radium_Angel]

Just now, Bombastinator said:

Sadly yes

The topic for this post is on stuff you've eaten, as opposed to drank, but with her I also got my "red wings" if you know what I mean.