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In light of tomorrow being Valentine's Day (as of 16:23 PST), let's see some odd and cringe Valentine's Day cards. Feel free to share what you plan on doing if you wish to do so. 

Here's one @JDE will certainly like.

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1 minute ago, Canada EH said:

What is Translink?

Take a guess. 

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2 minutes ago, Canada EH said:

A double length bus?

 

 

No that's a double length bus, or a bendy bus.

 

I would presume translink is a local public transit system.

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3 minutes ago, Canada EH said:

A double length bus?

Just now, spwath said:

No that's a double length bus, or a bendy bus.

 

I would presume translink is a local public transit system.

Bingo.

 

Wikipedia to the rescue:

The South Coast British Columbia Transportation Authority, operating as TransLink, is the statutory authority[5] responsible for the regional transportation network of Metro Vancouver in British Columbia, Canada, including public transport, major roads and bridges. Its main operating facilities are located in the city of New Westminster.

 

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4 minutes ago, tmcclelland455 said:

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Oh boy... I should've seen these types of cards coming. 

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3 minutes ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

Oh boy... I should've seen these types of cards coming. 

Well you said the oddest and I remember seeing that forever ago. :P

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7 minutes ago, spwath said:

No that's a double length bus, or a bendy bus.

 

I would presume translink is a local public transit system.

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Someone use this gif as a card :D

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1 hour ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

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To be fare, locally a 2 way trip would buy a "ok" 1 course dinner where I live... a full meal is about $50 for 2... The cost to run a bus for the same trip (one person) is a dinner for 2 almost...

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6 minutes ago, tmcclelland455 said:

Well you said the oddest and I remember seeing that forever ago. :P

Maybe I should've said clever and cringe. :P

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The fact that Postmedia is using Comic Sans for all of these, just brilliant.

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1 hour ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

In light of tomorrow being Valentine's Day (as of 16:23 PST), let's see some odd and cringe Valentine's Day cards. Feel free to share what you plan on doing if you wish to do so. 

Here's one @JDE will certainly like.

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1 minute ago, Crunchy Dragon said:

-snip-

What if they suck more?

And it's a good thing?

 

 

 

Not like that, get your mind out of the gutter.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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