MASSIVE COVERUP at Linus Media Group

[Conan1600]

Linus is using his power like a modern day madman version of Napoleon (he kind of looks like Napoleon doesn't he?) lopping off heads digitally.

In his latest act of cruelty and highhanded activity, the power tripping authoritarian mad dictator has fired Luke!

 Luke has been relegated to the digital version of Siberia where he will wither and die a slow and humiliating net death. Why has Linus done this to our beloved Luke? I believe it is a conspiracy against Lukes' rising social status.

Linus is jealous of Lukes' likability and popularity among all the viewers and even the cast Linus Tech Tips. Yes, even amongst their own peers Linus is shunned for his crabbiness while Luke is exalted to a Godlike status.

It is this writers considered opinion that Linus is also jealous of Lukes considerable height while Linus himself is vertically challenged.

 

Edited after some comments

PS- Soooooo a few seem to think i am serious here ... figure i will clear this up. This post was meant to be funny and silly, but some are taking it serious? Sooooo, it isn't. Although the part abput Linus looking like Napoleon is kinda true, and him being a dick tator might be true, and of course being vertically challenged is true, well and Luke is kinda Godlike. So basically the whole post os accurate except Luke isn't fired, well at least not officially.

[PlayStation 2]

Is this a fanfic?

[MorganO]

3 hours ago, Conan1600 said:

Linus is using his power like a modern day madman version of Napoleon (he kind of looks like Napoleon doesn't he?) lopping off heads digitally.

In his latest act of cruelty and highhanded activity, the power tripping authoritarian mad dictator has fired Luke!

 Luke has been relegated to the digital version of Siberia where he will wither and die a slow and humiliating net death. Why has Linus done this to our beloved Luke? I believe it is a conspiracy against Lukes' rising social status.

Linus is jealous of Lukes' likability and popularity among all the viewers and even the cast Linus Tech Tips. Yes, even amongst their own peers Linus is shunned for his crabbiness while Luke is exalted to a Godlike status.

It is this writers considered opinion that Linus is also jealous of Lukes considerable height while Linus himself is vertically challenged.

whats with the weird editing, fix for night theme users please

[paddy-stone]

Is this clickbait for a clickbait by any chance? LOL

[EPENEX]

1 hour ago, KOMTechAndGaming said:

whats with the weird editing, fix for night theme users please

 

Here's your fix.

[Princess Luna]

What did I just read? "O.o

[Conan1600]

Dear heaven some of the comments. You of course realize this was tongue in cheek humor right? Nooooooo i wasn't drunk lmao, and yes i realize that Luke is not fired. In fact watching that video inspired my late night giggling comment. 

Sorry for night theme users but i haven't any idea how to fix the disappearing text. Damn it Jim im an electrician and PC Doctor, not a Redditor.

[MorganO]

4 hours ago, EPENEX said:

-snip-

or op could format correctly since the rest of it was fine.

smh

[Mug]

You live with your parents, ya?

[Conan1600]

18 minutes ago, Mug said:

You live with your parents, ya?

Na.  Own several of my own homes in fact. 

[cat1092]

I'd imagine in this line of work, employees moves from one site to the next like day & night!

 

The reason I say this, as a 10 year member of the Tech community, half of that as a Staffer on the last two Forums, I've seen many writers change sites many more times (over the same period) as we change vehicles. or main computers for that matter.

 

This is a highly competitive business, the often changing of Staff members is a reflection of that, whether axed or simply wants/needs a change of scenery. Sometimes a better opportunity comes along. We can speculate all we want, the bottom line is that under law of most modern countries, it's none of our business as to why someone 'left', unless the ex-employee expressly desires to share that with us, and sometimes as part of a buyout (or termination) of contract, are prohibited from discussing any details. 

 

I've watched a lot of the YouTube videos that Linus has created, and feel that he's a rather straight up man, have learned a lot from these videos. At least his tutorials are understandable, Linus has a good personality, have been a follower for quite some time before deciding on joining his Forum.

 

Just happened to think of it, are we speaking of the same Linus here?

 

I ask because most every time I type his name, am correcting from 'Linux' instead. Now, that Linus is a true tyrant, no way on this Earth would I desire to work for him, would rather be working as a garbage collector than on his payroll.

 

Cat

[KuJoe]

14 hours ago, Conan1600 said:

Luke has been relegated to the digital version of Siberia where he will wither and die a slow and humiliating net death.

Then the jokes on @LinusTech because FPC is where all of the coolest people are, @Slick is living a life of luxury aboard the Floatplane while Linus is stuck dealing with YouTube comments. 

[Conan1600]

4 minutes ago, cat1092 said:

I'd imagine in this line of work, employees moves from one site to the next like day & night!

 

The reason I say this, as a 10 year member of the Tech community, half of that as a Staffer on the last two Forums, I've seen many writers change sites many more times (over the same period) as we change vehicles. or main computers for that matter.

 

This is a highly competitive business, the often changing of Staff members is a reflection of that, whether axed or simply wants/needs a change of scenery. Sometimes a better opportunity comes along. We can speculate all we want, the bottom line is that under law of most modern countries, it's none of our business as to why someone 'left', unless the ex-employee expressly desires to share that with us, and sometimes as part of a buyout (or termination) of contract, are prohibited from discussing any details. 

 

I've watched a lot of the YouTube videos that Linus has created, and feel that he's a rather straight up man, have learned a lot from these videos. At least his tutorials are understandable, Linus has a good personality, have been a follower for quite some time before deciding on joining his Forum.

 

Just happened to think of it, are we speaking of the same Linus here?

 

I ask because most every time I type his name, am correcting from 'Linux' instead. Now, that Linus is a true tyrant, no way on this Earth would I desire to work for him, would rather be working as a garbage collector than on his payroll.

 

Cat

you do know this was supposed to be funny right? Luke isn't fired.

[cat1092]

8 minutes ago, Conan1600 said:

you do know this was supposed to be funny right? Luke isn't fired.

That's good to hear, so what's the point of the OP? A joke topic?

 

Cat

[Conan1600]

5 minutes ago, cat1092 said:

That's good to hear, so what's the point of the OP? A joke topic?

 

Cat

In the words of a great great man " never post when drunk, high, or sleepy" I don't drink or get high but i did post around 3 or 4am sooo i was kinda sleepy. guess my bad sense of humor got the better of me. watched Lukes video on him not being fired and trolled the forum, tough crowd though, good thing i don't make a living as a comedian.