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Jones "Chipotle Pineapple" soda - Worst Flavor Ever?

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Hello. This is my first review ever.

 

So the reason why I am reviewing a beverage flavor is I wanted to share my thoughts on this "Chipotle Pineapple" flavored Jones soda as I am in fact drinking one next to me at the time of writing this review. So is this is the worst flavor? Let's find out :)

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Carbonated water, cane sugar, organic agave syrup, natural flavors (Don't know what natural flavors they used),citric acid, caffeine, rebiana (Natural leaf extract), green tea extract, and it contains no juice.

 

So the moment I took a sip of this stuff, I thought "What the fuck is this? Why does it taste so bad?" I can't describe what it tastes like, but I can assure you readers that it doesn't taste like pineapple. So in order for me to even enjoy this shit, I have to seriously amp it up with sugar just to make it no so unbearable. Good luck trying to finish even a whole bottle of this "Chipotle Pineapple" without using any sweeteners.

 

(btw I bought a 4-pack and I regret it. This flavor is on my beverage blacklist)

RIGZ

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Sounds bad before I got here, but then again I ONLY drink water and lemonade, and some emergency C stuff. (Probably really bad for me) 

 Just because you don't care, doesn't mean other others don't. Don't be a self-centered asshole. -Thank You a PSA from the people who do not say random shit on the internet. 

 

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It's too organic. Simple really.

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I like almost all pop. But Jone's is too sweet. 

muh specs 

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Try Dewritos.

No. And it's spelled "Dewitos"

 

#2MLG4me

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"Brand loyalty/fanboyism is stupid." - Unknown person on these forums

"Assuming kills" - @Moondrelor

"That's not to say that Nvidia is always better, or that AMD isn't worth owning. But the fact remains that this forum is AMD biased." - @App4that

"I'd imagine there's exceptions to this trend - but just going on mine and my acquaintances' purchase history, we've found that budget cards often require you to turn off certain features to get slick performance, even though those technologies are previous gen and should be having a negligible impact" - ace42

"2K" is not 2560 x 1440 

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Well I found someone's breaking point :^)

Don't worry, it makes me wanna puke.

Well I'll keep a bottle as a souvenir like my parents' glass bottle of Coca-Cola that they got from a friend. It's over 20 years old.

RIGZ

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"So because they didn't give you the results you want, they're biased? You realize that makes you biased, right?" - @App4that

"Brand loyalty/fanboyism is stupid." - Unknown person on these forums

"Assuming kills" - @Moondrelor

"That's not to say that Nvidia is always better, or that AMD isn't worth owning. But the fact remains that this forum is AMD biased." - @App4that

"I'd imagine there's exceptions to this trend - but just going on mine and my acquaintances' purchase history, we've found that budget cards often require you to turn off certain features to get slick performance, even though those technologies are previous gen and should be having a negligible impact" - ace42

"2K" is not 2560 x 1440 

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No comment on the brand, but the flavor mix sounds fine, I'd try it.

Might not be as common as chili and chocolate but it won't kill :P.

Good luck. PM me if you can finish a whole bottle.

RIGZ

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QUOTES

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"So because they didn't give you the results you want, they're biased? You realize that makes you biased, right?" - @App4that

"Brand loyalty/fanboyism is stupid." - Unknown person on these forums

"Assuming kills" - @Moondrelor

"That's not to say that Nvidia is always better, or that AMD isn't worth owning. But the fact remains that this forum is AMD biased." - @App4that

"I'd imagine there's exceptions to this trend - but just going on mine and my acquaintances' purchase history, we've found that budget cards often require you to turn off certain features to get slick performance, even though those technologies are previous gen and should be having a negligible impact" - ace42

"2K" is not 2560 x 1440 

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Do yo

 

sure,
If I can even find one.

Do you live near a 99-cent store (AKA Dollar store)? If so you should be able to find one there. I got a 4-pack for 2$ USD.

RIGZ

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The Storm (Retired): Intel Core i7-5930K | Asus ROG STRIX GeForce GTX 1080 Ti | Asus ROG RAMPAGE V EDITION 10 | EKWB EK-KIT P360 with Hardware Labs Black Ice SR2 Multiport 480 | 32GB (4x8GB) Dominator Platinum SE Blackout #338/500 | 480GB SATA 2.5" SSD + 3TB 5400 RPM NAS HDD + 8TB 7200 RPM NAS HDD | Corsair 900D | Corsair AX1200i + Black/Blue CableMod cables | Corsair ML120 2-pack 2x + NB-BlackSilentPro PL-2 x3

STRONK COOLZ 9000

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EK-Quantum Momentum X570 Aorus Master monoblock | EK-FC RTX 2080 + Ti Classic RGB Waterblock and Backplate | EK-XRES 140 D5 PWM Pump/Res Combo | 2x Hardware Labs Black Ice SR2 480 MP and 1x SR2 240 MP | 10X Corsair ML120 PWM fans | A mixture of EK-KIT fittings and EK-Torque STC fittings and adapters | Mayhems 10/13mm clear tubing | Mayhems X1 Eco UV Blue coolant | Bitspower G1/4 Temperature Probe Fitting

DESK TOIS

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Glorious Modular Mechanical Keyboard | Glorious Model D Featherweight Mouse | 2x BenQ PD3200Q 32" 1440p IPS displays + BenQ BL3200PT 32" 1440p VA display | Mackie ProFX10v3 USB Mixer + Marantz MPM-1000 Mic | Sennheiser HD 598 SE Headphones | 2x ADAM Audio T5V 5" Powered Studio Monitors + ADAM Audio T10S Powered Studio Subwoofer | Logitech G920 Driving Force Steering Wheel and Pedal Kit + Driving Force Shifter | Logitech C922x 720p 60FPS Webcam | Xbox One Wireless Controller

QUOTES

Spoiler

"So because they didn't give you the results you want, they're biased? You realize that makes you biased, right?" - @App4that

"Brand loyalty/fanboyism is stupid." - Unknown person on these forums

"Assuming kills" - @Moondrelor

"That's not to say that Nvidia is always better, or that AMD isn't worth owning. But the fact remains that this forum is AMD biased." - @App4that

"I'd imagine there's exceptions to this trend - but just going on mine and my acquaintances' purchase history, we've found that budget cards often require you to turn off certain features to get slick performance, even though those technologies are previous gen and should be having a negligible impact" - ace42

"2K" is not 2560 x 1440 

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