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So due to the complexity of a human body.....and also of the saturated fats an average human body contains an average of 81,500 calories, that is a fucking lot. 

 

Lets break down a few parts of the body because why not

 

The arm: 1800 calories( about six hot pockets)

The leg: 7150 calories (about a fucking ton of hot pockets)

then other organs like your lungs or liver are hovering around the 1500 calorie mark

 

Take in mind you need about 2500 calories per day if you are male and 2000 if you are female(unless you are pregnant). 

 

Well the message to take away is that just dont eat humans, they are bad for you and it would cost an arm and a leg to get one in the first place

 

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but...but I love human meat.

that's just what they tell you, so you don't eat humans.

trust me, I'm a cannibal.

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what I'm getting from this is you can live a pretty long time off other people

 

Feeds you for at least a month and is quite abundant. Probably easier and more efficient than deer hunting.

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what I'm getting from this is you can live a pretty long time off other people

Another reason to stay a certain distance away from you. 

 

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How is that bad?
You need calories to stay alive...

Just dont overconsume and youre all good :)

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Sooo. Basically.. Athletes that need a higher intake of calories every day should eat humans?.

 

Hah.. I just imagined a marathon runner mauling the face off a spectator because he wanted a snack..

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Im in the process of trying to gain weight, maybe i should just switch to delicious human meat instead...

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As long as its not horse meat

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So now what happens if your in a zombie apocalypse and are doing physical activity defending Terminus, does this allow for a higher calorie intake?

 

 

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 I think my fat/muscular body is worth more kcal than that.

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Mcdonalds....

your thinking of costco

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Does orphan meat count? It's different right...?

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what I'm getting from this is you can live a pretty long time off other people

 

Feeds you for at least a month and is quite abundant. Probably easier and more efficient than deer hunting.

 

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Another reason to stay a certain distance away from you. 

 

I'm afraid for mah life... 

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Sooo. Basically.. Athletes that need a higher intake of calories every day should eat humans?.

 

What if they ARE already doing it!!!

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