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20 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  The water is strangely yellow and smells funny.  
 

I wish I didn’t pull a muscle in my back sleeping last night

Granted! you put your back out

 

I wish that I knew everything.

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2 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

Granted! you put your back out

 

I wish that I knew everything.

Granted, you know too much and the mafia kill you.

 

I wish I could figure out the perfect name for a Minecraft sword that was neither completely unoriginal nor over the too.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you know too much and the mafia kill you.

 

I wish I could figure out the perfect name for a Minecraft sword that was neither completely unoriginal nor over the too.

Granted! you fall in lava carrying the sword

 

I wish that I didn't have such limited computer time.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

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2 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

Granted! you fall in lava carrying the sword

 

I wish that I didn't have such limited computer time.

Granted, but you’re so clumsy with swords that you die.

 

I wish for a Maserati biTurbo.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

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10 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but you’re so clumsy with swords that you die.

 

I wish for a Maserati biTurbo.

Granted you have a miniature Maserati biTurbo

 

i wish I didn’t have annoying relatives 

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1 hour ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted you have a miniature Maserati biTurbo

 

i wish I didn’t have annoying relatives 

Granted, you no longer have relatives.

 

i wish wouldn’t keep missing the space.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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3 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you no longer have relatives.

 

i wish wouldn’t keep missing the space.

granted! you miss the point every time

 

I wish that I had more motivation to get my school done.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

into trains? here's the model railroad thread!

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3 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! you miss the point every time

 

I wish that I had more motivation to get my school done.

Granted, you give it your all, sacrificing every other aspect of your life, and then fail.

 

I wish I had more time.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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7 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, you give it your all, sacrificing every other aspect of your life, and then fail.

 

I wish I had more time.

granted. you are crushed by a pile of clocks that materialize above your head. you have infinite time in the afterlife.

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6 minutes ago, FezBoy said:

granted. you are crushed by a pile of clocks that materialize above your head. you have infinite time in the afterlife.

I wish third party replacement parts from ebay were perfectly up to spec with OEM

Granted.  They cost more than the OEM stuff does.

 

i wish I know what my deal was so I could do something about it

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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3 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  They cost more than the OEM stuff does.

 

i wish I know what my deal was so I could do something about it

granted! it's incurable

 

I wish I had won the supcom game I'd played.

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

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2 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! it's incurable

 

I wish I had won the supcom game I'd played.

granted but you are disappointed for some reason

 

i wish i didnt burn my garlic bread

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5 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! it's incurable

 

I wish I had won the supcom game I'd played.

This is my fear.

 

granted.  The game is awful and you can’t resell it.

 

i still wish I knew though.

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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3 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but you are disappointed for some reason

 

i wish i didnt burn my garlic bread

Granted: when you tried to toast it it fumbled and wound up in the dog water bowl.

 

as per earlier I still wish I knew.

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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26 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: when you tried to toast it it fumbled and wound up in the dog water bowl.

 

as per earlier I still wish I knew.

Granted! it paralizes you

 

I wish that I had more money

I live in misery USA. my timezone is central daylight time which is either UTC -5 or -4 because the government hates everyone.

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13 minutes ago, The King of the Undead said:

Granted! it paralizes you

 

I wish that I had more money

Granted.  You have lots and lots more money.  It makes law enforcement curious.  Apparently it came from a bank robbery.

 

i wish the world had more time

Not a pro, not even very good.  I’m just old and have time currently.  Assuming I know a lot about computers can be a mistake.

 

Life is like a bowl of chocolates: there are all these little crinkly paper cups everywhere.

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4 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted.  You have lots and lots more money.  It makes law enforcement curious.  Apparently it came from a bank robbery.

 

i wish the world had more time

Granted, but that time is after the heat death of the universe.

I wish people would stop wasting time.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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11 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but that time is after the heat death of the universe.

I wish people would stop wasting time.

Granted, but the 'people' are 2 random folks in Alaska.

 

I wish I was paid to watch ads

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2 hours ago, wall03 said:

Granted, but the 'people' are 2 random folks in Alaska.

 

I wish I was paid to watch ads

Granted but somebody donates you ad freeness for everything 

 

i wish the soil of my garden was less rocky 

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Just now, Drama Lama said:

Granted but somebody donates you ad freeness for everything 

 

i wish the soil of my garden was less rocky 

granted, but the soil is always dry

 

I wish there was no COVID

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2 hours ago, wall03 said:

granted, but the soil is always dry

 

I wish there was no COVID

Granted, but because COVID existed for a long time, erasing it entirely somehow has the consequence of you being on an Iron Lung.

I wish I would have something to eat because I'm hungry.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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1 minute ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but because COVID existed for a long time, erasing it entirely somehow has the consequence of you being on an Iron Lung.

I wish I would have something to eat because I'm hungry.

Granted, but it's dirty socks

 

I want the best speakers in the world for sale at $5

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pc:

 

RAM: 16GB DDR4-3200 CL-16

CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 3600 @ 3.6GHz

SSD: 256GB SP

GPU: Radeon RX 570 8GB OC

OS: Windows 10

Status: Main PC

Cinebench R23 score: 9097 (multi) 1236 (single)

 

don't some things look better when they are lowercase?

-wall03

 

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Just now, wall03 said:

Granted, but it's dirty socks

 

I want the best speakers in the world for sale at $5

Granted, someone else buys them before you do.

 

I wish for better weather.

† † †

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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Just now, Tog Driver said:

Granted, someone else buys them before you do.

 

I wish for better weather.

Granted, but it is 0.0000001% better

 

I want a happy life

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SSD: 256GB SP

GPU: Radeon RX 570 8GB OC

OS: Windows 10

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Cinebench R23 score: 9097 (multi) 1236 (single)

 

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Just now, wall03 said:

Granted, but it is 0.0000001% better

 

I want a happy life

At least it's better.

 

Granted, you die happy.

 

I wish I wasn't out of coffee.

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
 
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
        In Flanders fields.
 
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
        In Flanders fields.

 

 

Cry havoc and let slip the Togs of war.  (Signature V3)

 

If you want me to reply, tag me @Tog Driver, Or quote me.

 

The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
‭‭II Corinthians‬ ‭13:14

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