Corrupt a Wish game

[Drama Lama]

On 6/26/2020 at 7:12 AM, Bombastinator said:

Granted but the ambient temp is so high you can’t run it and it throttles anyway. 
 

I wish I had the focus to get my stuff done.

Granted but there is even more stuff to do I wish I had not forgotten my TV

[Tog Driver]

38 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but there is even more stuff to do I wish I had not forgotten my TV

Granted, but it the cord is broken.

I wish I wasn’t tired.

[Drama Lama]

28 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but it the cord is broken.

I wish I wasn’t tired.

Granted you fall asleep 

 

I wish I had more time 

[The King of the Undead]

2 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted you fall asleep 

 

I wish I had more time 

granted! you procrasinate it away

 

I wish I was more awake.

[Tog Driver]

3 hours ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! you procrasinate it away

 

I wish I was more awake.

Granted, but you think it’s a dream.

 

i wish I got more sleep.

[Gegger]

Just now, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but you think it’s a dream.

 

i wish I got more sleep.

granted but you wake up in a pool of blood and in terrible pain

 

i wish the area around my eye wasnt swollen

[Tog Driver]

3 minutes ago, Gegger said:

granted but you wake up in a pool of blood and in terrible pain

 

i wish the area around my eye wasnt swollen

Granted, now your whole face is swollen.

 

I wish I wasn’t out of time.

[The King of the Undead]

2 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, now your whole face is swollen.

 

I wish I wasn’t out of time.

Granted! your out of life

 

I wish I didn't have to do work.

[Bombastinator]

Just now, The King of the Undead said:

Granted! your out of life

 

I wish I didn't have to do work.

Granted: you’re out of life too. (It’s the only way it could have happened anyway)

 

I wish I dealt with a lot of the things in my life better.  

[Tog Driver]

3 hours ago, Bombastinator said:

Granted: you’re out of life too. (It’s the only way it could have happened anyway)

 

I wish I dealt with a lot of the things in my life better.  

Granted, now the only thing you can do is breathe, which you do a pretty good job at.

 

I wish I wasn't almost out of food.

[Drama Lama]

6 hours ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, now the only thing you can do is breathe, which you do a pretty good job at.

 

I wish I wasn't almost out of food.

Granted but you eat it all in one day anyway 

 

wish i my room was warmer 

[adm0n]

1 hour ago, Drama Lama said:

wish i my room was warmer 

granted, a volcano pops up in your room.

 

I wish my freezer would fill up my ice cream, every time I'm taking some out.

[Drama Lama]

2 hours ago, adm0n said:

granted, a volcano pops up in your room.

 

I wish my freezer would fill up my ice cream, every time I'm taking some out.

Granted 

due to too much ice cream consumption your brain freezed

 

I wish I wouldn’t hear my loud neighbor

[HempBoosh]

3 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted 

due to too much ice cream consumption your brain freezed

 

I wish I wouldn’t hear my loud neighbor

Granted. Now you can feel everything he does through intense vibrations in your skull.

I wish my roommate would pay his overdue rent.
 

[Drama Lama]

Just now, HempBoosh said:

Granted. Now you can feel everything he does through intense vibrations in your skull.

I wish my roommate would pay his overdue rent.
 

Granted but he has so much money that he buys the entire house and you get kicked out 

 

i wish my phone charger was not painfully slow 

[SnowPenguin]

42 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but he has so much money that he buys the entire house and you get kicked out 

 

i wish my phone charger was not painfully slow 

Granted. but the battery of your phone is much smaller.

 

I wish I could post online the whole day

[Drama Lama]

19 minutes ago, SnowPenguin said:

I wish I could post online the whole day

Granted but nobody reads your posts 

 

I wish the sun would shine 

[gloop]

2 hours ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but nobody reads your posts 

 

I wish the sun would shine 

Granted, it shines so bright it kills you. 
 

I wish I wasn’t so tired. 

[HempBoosh]

18 minutes ago, gloop said:

Granted, it shines so bright it kills you. 
 

I wish I wasn’t so tired. 

Granted, you're so fast and energetic now that the entire world is moving in slow motion for you.

I wish it wouldn't rain today.

[The King of the Undead]

42 minutes ago, HempBoosh said:

Granted, you're so fast and energetic now that the entire world is moving in slow motion for you.

I wish it wouldn't rain today.

granted it snows

 

I wish I didn't feel anemic right now.

[adm0n]

On 6/30/2020 at 4:15 PM, The King of the Undead said:

I wish I didn't feel anemic right now.

granted, but from now on, you body can only receive red blood cells from other humans (so you have become a vampire)

I wish I was actually able to fully concentrate on and enjoy two things at once

[Tog Driver]

4 hours ago, adm0n said:

granted, but from now on, you body can only receive red blood cells from other humans (so you have become a vampire)

I wish I was actually able to fully concentrate on and enjoy two things at once

Granted, but it’s in you’re imagination.
 

I wish I wasn’t hungry at inconvenient times.

[The King of the Undead]

1 hour ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but it’s in you’re imagination.
 

I wish I wasn’t hungry at inconvenient times.

granted! your just always hungry

 

I wish that I didn't have thyroid issues.

[Drama Lama]

1 hour ago, The King of the Undead said:

granted! your just always hungry

 

I wish that I didn't have thyroid issues.

Granted but you have no body anymore 

 

I wish the pool wasn’t so cold 

[Bombastinator]

3 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Granted but you have no body anymore 

 

I wish the pool wasn’t so cold 

Granted.  The water is strangely yellow and smells funny.  
 

I wish I didn’t pull a muscle in my back sleeping last night