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Tell me a joke,make me laugh and i will give you an origin code and steam code for Medal of Honor Origin game and Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising steam game.

 

Will message the winner in an hour.

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Bum.

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A man once asked me to combine by favourite food and animal together

 

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Listen if you care.

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JAJAJAJA

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Want your PC to be faster? ->>>>>>>> Download more RAM!!  B)  B)

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Look in the mirror.

 

That one always gets me, makes me giggle something fierce, then I realise it is my reflection and I die a little inside lol

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Want your PC to be faster? ->>>>>>>> Download more RAM!!  B)  B)

 

Or a new CPU, I've heard that you can get some good deals :P

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Dildos, all of the dildos.

 

 

 

I already have medal of honor

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A teacher asks her class a question. She asks that if they could be covered in something all over, what would it be, and why?

 

Little Luke puts up his hand....

 

"Well Miss, if I could be covered in silver it would be great as if I fell over and some fell off I could sell it and buy myself a Porsche".

 

So she asks the next.. Little Billy chimes in..

 

"Well Miss, I think I would be covered in gold. That way if I fell over and a bit broke off I could buy a Ferrari !".

 

Then little Johnny shoves up his hand.

 

"Well Miss, those guys don't have a clue. I want to be covered in pubic hair".

 

The teacher is quite taken aback by this, but her curiosity gets the best of her and she asks why.

 

"Well Miss, my sister has a tiny little tuft, and you should see the fucking cars we get parked outside our house"

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A man once asked me to combine by favourite food and animal together

 

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Hey, give me some cred :P

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Penis.

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Tell me a joke,make me laugh and i will give you an origin code and steam code for Medal of Honor Origin game and Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising steam game.

 

Will message the winner in an hour.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Hey, give me some cred :P

you didnt ask me, it was another guy, trust me I KNOW

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Listen if you care.

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ea heuheuehuehuehueheu

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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Three guys die in a car crash on Christmas eve and go to heaven. They're greeted by god at the pearly gates and being Christmas, he offers them a chance to live again if they can find something on them which relates to Christmas.... so..... The first guy pulls out his keys... god says, " how do those represent Christmas?".. the man jingles the keys and says, "jingle bells"..."very well... you may live again" says god.... the second guy lights his lighter.... god asks the same question... "the north start" he replies.. "very well... live again". Then there's the last guy.... he pulls out a set of lingerie... "how on earth do they represent Christmas!?! " god exclaims.... and with that the man replies.. "they're Carol's!!"

 

hehe :D

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Two men walk into a bar

 

One orders H2O

 

The second orders H2O2

 

THE SECOND MAN DIED

You dried... but this joke is not meant to be written.

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Classic Chemistry Joke :P

 

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO!

 

 

HAHAHAH

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