Xbox Fight Leads Man To Bite Penis "Like A Sandwich"

[Guest]

So with that xtremly awkward title you must be thinking what the Fu going with my brain.

So ill get straight into the story and everything will become clear, more like dirty.

 

I don't think this guy is gay but what are you going to hear is disturbing, atleast i found it.

Man from Dover in Kent was fighting with his neighbour. Well, neighbour was all pissed because the guy has played his xbox too loud, sounds familiar?

What you are now about to see/read isn't familiar in any way and is a xtreme way to end a fight.

EAT THE P3N1S.

So the guy ate his neighbour's p3n1s, bite, if we could say. So he acted on one logical way, way that "he bites the guys penis like a sandwich trough his peejam" That is actually what guy did say.

 

 

Here is a relaxing sandwich for your enjoyment.

[Guest]

The guy name was Jason Martin, sounds familiar? The police got the guy and put him in prison for 6 years + 1 for retartedly crazy driving, this makes me wanna piss.

[TheSLSAMG]

O____O

 

What did I just read?

[NohbdyKnows]

[M-ursu]

[Guest]

I dont know if i would cry or rofl, i actually feel bad for the neighbour.

[Diablo_PC]

O____O

 

What did I just read?

hahaha really that's just messed up

[Guest]

Yes that is messed up, this is going to be really fckd up topic.

[naca1227]

The neighbor probably said "Eat a dick!" and mister crazy took it seriously. 

 

This is super fucked up though, no more anything important involving his penis anymore, how sad.

[Guest]

The neighbor probably said "Eat a dick!" and mister crazy took it seriously. 

 

This is super fucked up though, no more anything important involving his penis anymore, how sad.

possible scenario

[ManOfDisguise]

Neighbor was probably like: "PC master race!"

[megadarkwood]

duh fuq

[Mooshi]

What kind of pansy even allows someone near their gentlemens area so easyly? If someone approached mine, I'd have it intact and they would be missing some teeth.

[Lord Pantaloons]

dafuq i just read....

[atrash]

inb4 'It tasted like bacon?'  LOL

[Lil Chillbil]

what the actual **** did I just read...

 

 

1st the apple keynote turns me back around to liking apple then this.

 

[chillxnate]

[techswede]

[vipirius]

I agree with the Captain.

[ofr057]

for some reason i though of that ricky gervais skit when i read that ...

[NARAKU_KAT]

That's why i've never had an Xbox.

[Snickerzz]

this is just..

http://kotaku.com/xbox-fight-leads-man-to-bite-penis-like-a-sandwich-1449826094?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

 

The Metro reports that Jason Martin, 41, from Dover, has been jailed for seven years after chomping on a man's penis following a video game dispute earlier this year.P

A former (no shit) friend of Martin's had asked him to turn the volume down on his Xbox while playing. A disagreement soon flared up, leading Martin to bite down on the man's penis - through his pyjamas - ‘like a sandwich’. The victim needed stitches. P

Oh, and in case that's not painting a vivid enough picture, Martin only has two teeth.

[Langdon]

I could've lived my whole life without reading that.

[_ASSASSIN_]

fox news- and that's why gamers are basically serial killers

[EricX2]

Obligatory... that escalated quickly.