how do I cook?

[TrimmedViper]

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[minibois]

you don't, I am way too afraid you would put yourself on fire while cooking.

[Mira Yurizaki]

Heat until it tastes good.

[That Random Spork]

Start off with easy things like making some scrambled eggs up to fried rice then even some hamburger helper? Search up videos to help yourself out

[XTankSlayerX]

Google.

 

Follow the recipe LOL

[VerticalDiscussions]

 

 

[TrimmedViper]

7 hours ago, VerticalDiscussions said:

 

TRIGGERED

 

[Litargirio]

Step 1: turn on the stove.

 

[ShadowCaptain]

start a fire

[Sir Asvald]

4 minutes ago, ShadowCaptain said:

start a fire

[TheSuspect]

Comes onto tech forum. Asks how to cook. Heh.

[Quinnbeast]

On 8/6/2016 at 10:28 PM, TrimmedViper said:

How do I cook?

 

I hear trimmed viper is a delicacy. I might have a pan big enough...

[ttoks]

i usually cook with the welding equipment in my shed, being a wombat I only know how to use the welder (it's my only skill...)

[Clanscorpia]

Throw shit in a pan, and nuke it with a Tsar Bomba

[carguy86]

ffs thiis thread.....

an easy way to cook, call your takeaway and tell them you want food delivered to your door.

[ttoks]

2 minutes ago, Strando123 said:

ffs thiis thread.....

an easy way to cook, call your takeaway and tell them you want food delivered to your door.

I thought that's what most people on here counted as cooking anyway?

[carguy86]

Just now, ttoks said:

I thought that's what most people on here counted as cooking anyway?

eh id say thats a bit cheaty, id usualy put the border at cup noodles (its the minimum amount of cookery ever needed to cook anything edible)

[ttoks]

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[NumLock21]

The post above me with binary says

"I prefer clicking with my young personally."

 

Back on topic

How to cook?

Season food. 

Start fire

Put pan on fire

Throw food in pan

Add beer, make more fire

Cook

 

 

Careful, don't want to burn yourself and your entire house.

 

[krevan88]

2 hours ago, TheSuspect said:

Comes onto tech forum. Asks how to cook. Heh.

1. Remove Heat Sink

2. Turn On PC

3. Crack Egg

4. ???

5. CHOW!

[Sir_Loin_Ofsteak]

Does that method also work with Intel CPUs? ?

[Limecat86]

2 hours ago, Sir_Loin_Ofsteak said:

Does that method also work with Intel CPUs? ?

Yes it will work. 

 

[Bhav]

You could cook food on the backplates of my 980 Tis.