[Misleading Title] Google Hires The Hacker 4Chan

[Guest Kloaked]

ORIGINAL ARTICLE

 

 

 

....Okay okay to the real news....

 

 

 

Something of the Mos Eisley of the internet, 4chan never really made its founder, who goes by the online handle “moot,” very much money. With Poole at the helm, 4chan grew into a massively influential online presence that served as a catalyst for an abundance of memes and the founding of the hacktivist ‘organization’ Anonymous.Now it looks like Google wants to put Poole’s long experience with the weird side of the web to use for them.

 

You know what this means...

 

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It’s an interesting move to say the least. Some moot fans might be scratching their heads at the hire, but it seems like it couldn’t come at a better time for Poole. Last September, Poole sold 4chan to 2channel founder Hiroyuki Nishimura. Considering all he managed to accomplish with 4chan given so few resources, it will be interesting to see what he does with the power of Google on his side.

 

Well, I wonder what he's actually going to be doing at le Google. Will we see a GChan+?

[Starelementpoke]

45 minutes ago, Kloaked said:

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Strangely enough, I´ve never been on 4chan.

[daniellearmouth]

Just now, Starelementpoke said:

Strangely enough, I´ve never been on 4chan.

Keep it that way.

 

It's referred to as Mos Eisley for a reason.

[Starelementpoke]

Just now, daniellearmouth said:

Keep it that way.

 

It's referred to as Mos Eisley for a reason.

Now I kinda wanna go on it...

[Stardar1]

1 minute ago, Starelementpoke said:

Now I kinda wanna go on it...

Me too, I love the band!

[Fulgrim]

Moot sold out a long time ago, he's lost all respect imho.

4Chan has turned into a sausage party for the FBI, and SJW's. They simply circle jerk all day long.

[daniellearmouth]

1 minute ago, Starelementpoke said:

Now I kinda wanna go on it...

Bugger, it's not working!

 

Uhhh......have this image to steer you away from it, maybe?

 

[SurvivorNVL]

4Chan and Reddit, two places I have never made an account and never intend to.

[QueenDemetria]

4 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Strangely enough, I´ve never been on 4chan.

That can be seen as a good thing. Just remember, if you go to 4chan, you will never unsee it, and you might need a parent even if you are an adult.

[Starelementpoke]

Just now, Fulgrim said:

Moot sold out a long time ago, he's lost all respect imho.

Your profile pic is amazing.

[Starelementpoke]

Just now, QueenDemetria said:

That can bee seen as a good thing. Just remember, if you go to 4chan, you will never unsee it, and you might need a parent even if you are an adult.

Like, is it Boku no pico bad?

 

1 minute ago, daniellearmouth said:

Bugger, it's not working!

 

Uhhh......have this image to steer you away from it, maybe?

 

It might´ve, if I had ever played Half life.

[daniellearmouth]

2 minutes ago, Fulgrim said:

Moot sold out a long time ago, he's lost all respect imho.

4Chan has turned into a sausage party for the FBI, and SJW's, circle jerking all day long.

To be honest, I'm just distracted by your profile picture.

[QueenDemetria]

2 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Like, is it Boku no pico bad?

I just searched Boku no pico, from what I skimmed 4chan is still worse. I haven't been on 4chan for a while, I'm browsing random and yep, still a horrible place. I really don't recomend going there.

[Starelementpoke]

Just now, QueenDemetria said:

I just searched Boku no pico, from what I skimmed 4chan is still worse. I haven't been on 4chan for a while, I'm browsing random and yep, still a horrible place. I really don't recomend going there.

Damn. Now I´m really tempted to go there.

[Guest]

Occasionally there's amusing stuff from 4chan. I never go on the actual site but I do occasionally check the subreddit.

[Trik'Stari]

5 hours ago, QueenDemetria said:

I just searched Boku no pico, from what I skimmed 4chan is still worse. I haven't been on 4chan for a while, I'm browsing random and yep, still a horrible place. I really don't recomend going there.

............I don't want to contemplate something as horrifying as "worse than boku no pico".

[spartaman64]

14 minutes ago, Starelementpoke said:

Now I kinda wanna go on it...

if you like child porn 4chan is the website for you

[Starelementpoke]

1 minute ago, spartaman64 said:

if you like child porn 4chan is the website for you

So that´s the kind of site it is... Now I am suddenly less interested.

[Guest]

43 minutes ago, Kloaked said:

ORIGINAL ARTICLE

 

 

 

....Okay okay to the real news....

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know what this means...

 

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Well, I wonder what he's actually going to be doing at le Google. Will we see a GChan+?

Let's get right into the noose

 - Killer Keemostar

[Trik'Stari]

5 hours ago, daniellearmouth said:

I know, but still...

 

Why don't we ditch the whole BnP thing altogether? I mean, it's not exactly pleasant...and besides, this isn't exactly the right kind of forum for discussion regarding it, rules permitting or not.

There really isn't a discussion. It's disturbing, and the kind of thing you find on 4Chan (or worse).

 

Merely a description of 4Chan overall.

[daniellearmouth]

3 minutes ago, Trik'Stari said:

There really isn't a discussion. It's disturbing, and the kind of thing you find on 4Chan (or worse).

 

Merely a description of 4Chan overall.

Well, given how half the thread just disappeared, I think that basically brings about an end to that discussion (which it became because it went off the rails).

[CtW]

57 minutes ago, Fulgrim said:

Moot sold out a long time ago, he's lost all respect imho.

4Chan has turned into a sausage party for the FBI, and SJW's. They simply circle jerk all day long.

not on most boards in my experience. /b/ has pretty regular hate threads and generally non pc content. same goes for /gif/ and /r9k/

[Fulgrim]

7 minutes ago, CtW said:

not on most boards in my experience. /b/ has pretty regular hate threads and generally non pc content. same goes for /gif/ and /r9k/

It was pretty weaksauce when i last visited it. Threads got nuked pretty quickly if they went against the SJW status quo. 

[CtW]

6 minutes ago, Fulgrim said:

It was pretty weaksauce when i last visited it. Threads got nuked pretty quickly if they went against the SJW status quo. 

I'd say seeing a women get slowly beheaded isn't weaksauce.

[Fulgrim]

7 minutes ago, CtW said:

I'd say seeing a women get slowly beheaded isn't weaksauce.

I guess they toned it back a bit then, to prevent the site, or at least /b/ from dying.