So I visited the Apple store today

[Bhav]

Ironic if they knew more than you.

No, if they knew more then they deserve their job.

[Suika]

As somebody who works in retail, you are the literal scum of the earth.

[eLucid]

Too many serious and tired folk around here.

 

More like too many prepubescent kids.

[NickTheMajin]

You sure showed them!

[LAwLz]

I don't know man. It's not really that clever or original, and it is easy to fix.

Here is something a bit more fun.

 

0) Open up the info.plist file and add

<key>LSUIElement</key>

<true />

right under the <dict> tag in the beginning.

1) Open up the terminal (with command + H).

2) Type in this command:

sleep 600; while true; do osascript -e "set Volume 10"; say penis; done

3) Do it on all the iMacs you can find.

4) Get the hell out.

 

Step 0 is optional but makes the whole thing a lot more fun for the staff.

Although, before doing this I recommend you double check all my code. I don't have OS X anymore so I can't validate that it still works in the latest version.

[Bhav]

Well I must say I am always fond of penis ..... jokes.

[IsaacDaGrazin]

snippity snip

lmfao

[deWaardt]

[Overkilled]

why waste your time doing this. did you go all the way to an apple store just to do this seems pointless  :mellow:  :mellow:

I was in town anyway I thought I'd make a quick stop at the Apple store

[Overkilled]

Juvenile to say the least. How old are you, 12?

14, Ebenezer.

[ThinkWithPortals]

14, Ebenezer.

What a crude joke.

Mildly amusing, but still, juvenile.