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Revolutionary New Male Birth Control Works By Turning Off Your Balls (Video)

http://elitedaily.com/news/male-birth-control-sperm-switch/1341709/

looks really uncomfortable, I might try it if I could switch them on and off wirelessly 

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Revolutionary New Male Birth Control Works By Turning Off Your Balls (Video)

http://elitedaily.com/news/male-birth-control-sperm-switch/1341709/

looks really uncomfortable, I might try it if I could switch them on and off wirelessly 

is there an app for that

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Should've started this in Off Topic. But still, that shit's weird.

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is there an app for that

I am sure there will be in the future but you will have to be careful nobody hacks into them

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Should've started this in Off Topic. But still, that shit's weird.

this is a science breakthrough :P

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this is a science breakthrough :P

Not sure who would use this though. There are simpler methods of doing this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I don't want anything switched off in that region, if anything i want it turned up to 9000!...currently at about 4000-5000.

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Not sure who would use this though. There are simpler methods of doing this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pull out ftw 

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ow, just... ow. nope not happening 

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Revolutionary New Male Birth Control Works By Turning Off Your Balls (Video)

http://elitedaily.com/news/male-birth-control-sperm-switch/1341709/

looks really uncomfortable, I might try it if I could switch them on and off wirelessly 

the issue with wireless is even if you can manually do it in the event of a lost phone or whatever to do it wireless you are going to need a battery and a motor and when those things die that ability is lost unless you wanna pay an arm and a leg to fix it. Not to mention go through that again.

And less not even begin to think of a catastrophic battery failure 

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I bet Tumblr is going to love this.

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How am I going to RMA the switch if it breaks...

you have to avoid opening it so you won't void warranty, you will have to RMA the whole thing

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I'd say this is cool, but it affects me in exactly no way.

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the issue with wireless is even if you can manually do it in the event of a lost phone or whatever to do it wireless you are going to need a battery and a motor and when those things die that ability is lost unless you wanna pay an arm and a leg to fix it. Not to mention go through that again.

And less not even begin to think of a catastrophic battery failure 

in future they can by made utilizing Thermoelectric generator

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Wouldn't surprise me if it would do more harm to you than anything...

 

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Don't see the point sure condoms don't always work 100% of the time but most of the time, also condoms prevent STI's more than this will. 

 

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Anyone who gets this balls switch is ballsy, gotta hand them that.

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Only a small list of people are allowed to touch my balls. Suggesting me to install this will get you removed from the list.

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