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so

if i write this long essay about a blue line of paint, i can get paid up to 1 million dollars?!?

PROFIT

Well, sort of. You have to make more blue lines, than write a story, and I think you can kinda get couple of hundreds of dollars...

Long story short:

YOU ARE A GENIUS

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If i list a canvas with one line of blue paint across it for 20,000 dollars, will a rich person buy it like i have heard?

and give it a name that is classy

 

Profit?

or am i imbecile?

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The rich bastard buying it would be an imbecile, but if you're profiting from it for basically nothing you would not be an imbecile.

DISCLAIMER: It's likely that no one will buy it. Even the very rich don't just waste money like that.

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or am i imbecile?

*sigh* well what can I say.

You could try, but you probably wont have that much success

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If you have a good name or "pen name", maybe. If you can explain the hidden meaning of the blue line.

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Well it may be sold, but most likely not, though you never know what stupid crap art snobs will buy.

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a blank canvas

Who the hell knows? Some people might buy that.

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...why are you still reading this?

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like

a blank canvas

2-Blood-Red-Mirror-by-Gerhard-Richter-1.

 

1.1 million USD, it's called blood red mirror

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QUICK GUYS HIDDEN MEANINGS OF BLUE LINES

 To paraphrase the Hitchhiker's Guide: "To counterpoint the underlying surrealism of the artists compassionate soul."

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...why are you still reading this?

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You see, a painting has to have some kind of meaning. Wheter it's a real life or imagined situation, every line has to "tell its story". Some artists use this technique which we see as "a wasted paper with a bunch of lines which looks like a 2yr old using Paint", but it has some hidden meaning

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QUICK GUYS HIDDEN MEANINGS OF BLUE LINES

it represents how life sometimes feels down, but in the end you always feel the same.

The blue however feels how gloomy you sometimes feel

 

(I want at least 10K for helping though, thx xoxo ;) )

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You see, a painting has to have some kind of meaning. Wheter it's a real life or imagined situation, every line has to "tell its story". Some artists use this technique which we see as "a wasted paper with a bunch of lines which looks like a 2yr old using Paint", but it has some hidden meaning

so

if i write this long essay about a blue line of paint, i can get paid up to 1 million dollars?!?

 

PROFIT

OFF TOPIC: I suggest every poll from now on to have "**CK EA" option instead of "Other"

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so

if i write this long essay about a blue line of paint, i can get paid up to 1 million dollars?!?

PROFIT

Well, sort of. You have to make more blue lines, than write a story, and I think you can kinda get couple of hundreds of dollars...

Long story short:

YOU ARE A GENIUS

Athlon X2 for only 27.31$   Best part lists at different price points   Windows 1.01 running natively on an Eee PC

My rig:

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Celeronator (new main rig)

CPU: Intel Celeron (duh) N2840 2.16GHz Dual Core

RAM: 4GB DDR3 1333MHz

HDD: Seagate 500GB

GPU: Intel HD Graphics 3000 Series

Spoiler

Frankenhertz (ex main rig)

CPU: Intel Atom N2600 1.6GHz Dual Core

RAM: 1GB DDR3-800

HDD: HGST 320GB

GPU: Intel Graphics Media Accelerator (GMA) 3600

 

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What are you doing still here? Get writing!

 

Don't forget to discuss the medium of the art structure which sublimates this, transcends that, and comes to terms with the fundamental metaphors of the other.

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I am not a professional. I am not an expert. I am just a smartass. Don't try and blame me if you break something when acting upon my advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...why are you still reading this?

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What are you doing still here? Get writing!

 

Don't forget to discuss the medium of the art structure which sublimates this, transcends that, and comes to terms with the fundamental metaphors of the other.

im a little tired lol

no sleep this night

i literally just wrote a 6 page essay

also where would i list it?

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im a little tired lol

no sleep this night

i literally just wrote a 6 page essay

also where would i list it?

You can just sell it to Linus...

Edit: can we please see your essay?

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My rig:

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RAM: 4GB DDR3 1333MHz

HDD: Seagate 500GB

GPU: Intel HD Graphics 3000 Series

Spoiler

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CPU: Intel Atom N2600 1.6GHz Dual Core

RAM: 1GB DDR3-800

HDD: HGST 320GB

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2-Blood-Red-Mirror-by-Gerhard-Richter-1.

 

1.1 million USD, it's called blood red mirror

yeah, but that's because it was from a good famous painter not some guy with a beard. 

 

And tbh his beard is worth at least a million on it's own.

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You can just sell it to Linus...

Edit: can we please see your essay?

Its a school essay

not sure if my teacher would like it if i shared it w/ u

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Its a school essay

not sure if my teacher would like it if i shared it w/ u

Goddammit. Hope it's good...

Athlon X2 for only 27.31$   Best part lists at different price points   Windows 1.01 running natively on an Eee PC

My rig:

Spoiler

Celeronator (new main rig)

CPU: Intel Celeron (duh) N2840 2.16GHz Dual Core

RAM: 4GB DDR3 1333MHz

HDD: Seagate 500GB

GPU: Intel HD Graphics 3000 Series

Spoiler

Frankenhertz (ex main rig)

CPU: Intel Atom N2600 1.6GHz Dual Core

RAM: 1GB DDR3-800

HDD: HGST 320GB

GPU: Intel Graphics Media Accelerator (GMA) 3600

 

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