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Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

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Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

pussy energy drink, or m8 her pussy was tight af, let me hit it again?
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Dood that's not funny, I just imagined how that would feel.

Talking about penis's and box's with the avatar you currently have...

 

Discomforting at best..

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Talking about penis's and box's with the avatar you currently have...

 

Discomforting at best..

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

ok ill answer step by step:

 

How do men work?

- Well im not sure but my guess is just like women. we all are influenced by our envorinment and therefore a product of mentioned.

 

The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around,

- well actually most of guys i know dont and they do sometimes, then its more in a jokingly fashion. though this may be a regional thing where you live. (see answer 1)

 

 flaunting their 20 inch dong around;

- O.o no clue what thats supposed to mean.

 

 being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts).

- well this is true in some form. me for example i can act childish around guys to be funny but also be proffesional when needed. some guys can only do one of those but at every person has the capability of being childish or not. this is not a gender thing imo.

 

 They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing,

- this has something to do with a mens honor. as men we get told taht we should be able to do and provide everything. 

 

, and they are incapable of asking for help.

 - this ties in with the last answer. admitting that we cant do something on our own is a sign of weakness and therefore "we dont need help" even if we do. its a whole thing 

 

 Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down

- this point is arguable (as seen on southpark). maybe its your job to put the seat up when youre done. whose task it is to give in is subjectiv.

 

. They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

- well insecurity again is not a gender thing. everyone has it to some point

 

i personally dont agree with alot of guys and their actions but i can however understand it. anyway the question to undertand women has been asked a lot its refreshing of you to turn it around.

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One problem a lot of guys have is their glaring ego standing in the way of them thinking rationally, or not being an ass in general.

women are like that too

 

 

 

Wouldn't actually be a problem at all if more men could learn to piss straight. :angry: but I agree on that "treat me equally" crap, but then they want special treatment.

why dont you get one then and try, oh wait you cant without surgery 

 

Yeah idk where you would keep it...

If you shorts are too short it would come out the bottom.

why did you have to put that image in my head

 

It would probably matter if it was like 1".

yes, it would, yes it would

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why dont you get one then and try, oh wait you cant without surgery

 

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So it is like rocket science to you guys then?  :D

do you not understand gravity, it will never be strait because gravity will cause it to curve down

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flaunting their 20 inch dong around;

- O.o no clue what thats supposed to mean.

 

Their ego. A lot of men like to try to impress women by flaunting their oversized ego around. It's a turn off.

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Why are humans so complicated yet simple at the same time?! This makes things interesting I guess, it's part of the beauty of psychology!

 

Get out of here, you and your logic. It makes too much sense. :Y

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

 

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.

You posted this on a tech forum, GG

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Their ego. A lot of men like to try to impress women by flaunting their oversized ego around. It's a turn off.

And yet every woman I've ever dated left me for someone "more confident" who turned out to be a giant egotistical ass lol

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Get out of here, you and your logic. It makes too much sense. :Y

But I just got here! Fine fine I'll sit in the back and watch for further developments.

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And yet every woman I've ever dated left me for someone "more confident" who turned out to be a giant egotistical ass lol

 

Good. Now you know who's not worth keeping.

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Why are humans so complicated yet simple at the same time?! This makes things interesting I guess, it's part of the beauty of psychology!

What is the meaning of life?

 

What if were all in the Matrix?

 

What If were all test subjects?

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Good. Now you know who's not worth keeping.

Far as I have experienced, all women are like that lol

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

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What is the meaning of life?

 

What if were all in the Matrix?

 

What If were all test subjects?

- 42

- we're not

- we pretty much are according to big companies

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What is the meaning of life?

What if were all in the Matrix?

What If were all test subjects?

It's whatever you want it to be.

Then we're in the matrix.

I hope it's a good experiment then.

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But I just got here! Fine fine I'll sit in the back and watch for further developments.

no, you can stay

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

What if were all in the Matrix?

 

What If were all test subjects?

fred, do you know the answers to this?

 

nvm you already answered it

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do you not understand gravity, it will never be strait because gravity will cause it to curve down

 

Well, I understand you guys pee all over the seat perfectly fine. :angry:

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no, you can stay

fred, do you know the answers to this?

nvm you already answered it

I'll come back after work. Thanks for making the interesting thread OP(@Gale). I'm sure I'll enjoy reading this one later.

I have answers for those questions, but whether their right, wrong, or the answers you are seeking is up to you.

Read my last post.

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Far as I have experienced, all women are like that lol

they all want egotistical bastards, maybe not all but most of them do

 

Well, I understand you guys pee all over the seat perfectly fine. :angry:

then they are just too lazy to lift it up

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Far as I have experienced, all women are like that lol

 

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