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I don't even understand myself, I certainly don't expect anyone else to

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A lot of women want that glaring ego D:

 

Ewww...definitely not me. Egos like that are annoying as hell, and very unattractive. There is a difference between "huge egos" and "confidence".

 

The toilet seat thing is stupid.

If women want to be treated the same as men, why do they demand special shit like this lol.

How bout you leave the seat up after YOU'RE done

 

Wouldn't actually be a problem at all if more men could learn to piss straight. :angry: but I agree on that "treat me equally" crap, but then they want special treatment.

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Ewww...definitely not me. Egos like that are annoying as hell, and very unattractive. There is a difference between "huge egos" and "confidence".

A difference which is sometimes not seen D: .

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This shit grinds my gears more than most things, it's some superficial fucking worshipping thing women try to pull off.

 

Most women have no clue what it is like to have a proper relationship, to be with someone who is their soul mate.

A true soul mate has nothing to hide, nothing superficial, you are together as one.

 

Agreed. Love is when you know their faults and love them anyway, or love their faults too. But if women don't know it...it is probably due to not finding someone who is willing to have that kind of love.

 

 

 

A difference which is sometimes not seen D: .

 

Maybe not by men. :P

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I don't understand men, nor women. I understand some humans. No human likes me, and no-one trusts me, neither do I trust them. Gender be damned.

 

Really, I don't personally see much point in treating humans differently based on gender. And thus, I don't care of person's gender; if the subject is an a**hole, they are just that, no matter the gender. If the subject is a decent human being, gender should not make it any more or less valid.

 

I don't understand myself though... Probably should ask Google / any other mega corporation about it... :lol:

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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around;

 

ehm?

Have you ever seen a men with a "20 inch" dong? :huh:

 

whaha.

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ehm?

Have you ever seen a men with a "20 inch" dong? :huh:

whaha.

Yeah idk where you would keep it...

If you shorts are too short it would come out the bottom.

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Yeah idk where you would keep it...

If you shorts are too short it would come out the bottom.

 

 

i know that men like to exaggerate their penis sizes... lol :D

But they dont seem to realise that most girls dont realy care too much about that.

Atleast i dont ;)

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i know that men like to exaggerate their penis sizes... lol :D

But they dont seem to realise that most girls dont realy care too much about that.

Atleast i dont ;)

It would probably matter if it was like 1".

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I don't understand men- hot topic. If you're into that kind of stuff.

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i know that men like to exaggerate their penis sizes... lol :D

But they dont seem to realise that most girls dont realy care too much about that.

Atleast i dont ;)

You don't care about that = The person you love has probably got a small one
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How do men work? The average man pretends he is the hottest thing around, flaunting their 20 inch dong around; while at the same time, being childish (laughing at 'your mom' jokes and farts). They pretend they are such DIY people when they clearly don't know what they are doing, and they are incapable of asking for help. Also, they don't keep the toilet seat down ): . They are either something that, or the most timid and insecure creature in the planet.

This thread is not 100% serious, but really, men are confusing.
wtf 20 inch dick, OG Mudbones successor?

DIY even if we don't know becuase it's a pride thing.

I do put the toilet seat up then back down.

Timid, becuase we still little kids at age 21.

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Ewww...definitely not me. Egos like that are annoying as hell, and very unattractive. There is a difference between "huge egos" and "confidence".

 

 

Wouldn't actually be a problem at all if more men could learn to piss straight. :angry: but I agree on that "treat me equally" crap, but then they want special treatment.

I mean it's kind of hard to know how hard it is to aim when you don't have a penis lol.

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ehm?

Have you ever seen a men with a "20 inch" dong? :huh:

 

whaha.

you'd have to strap it to your leg haha

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I mean it's kind of hard to know how hard it is to aim when you don't have a penis lol.

true...... Ladies,Ladies if your mans penis is straight then that's not normal, dick is always slanted to the right or left. So it's hard to aim every time.
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Ewww...definitely not me. Egos like that are annoying as hell, and very unattractive. There is a difference between "huge egos" and "confidence".

 

 

Wouldn't actually be a problem at all if more men could learn to piss straight. :angry: but I agree on that "treat me equally" crap, but then they want special treatment.

tbh I just piss with the seat down and then put the seat up if I piss on it, problem solved.

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true...... Ladies,Ladies if your mans penis is straight then that's not normal, dick is always slanted to the right or left. So it's hard to aim every time.

this has gone abit... Off topic?

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nope it's true, I even checked.

Just make sure she hasn't got a str8 box and a kink herself, and your good.

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I don't understand why some men can't piss without making the toilet seat dirty. It's not that hard, you just have to focus and make it a mission for yourself to piss in the center.

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I don't understand why some men can't piss without making the toilet seat dirty. It's not that hard, you just have to focus and make it a mission for yourself to piss in the center.

it's not that big of a deal, gahhl

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it's not that big of a deal, gahhl

I know it's not but women make it a "big deal"
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