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First question; why?

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give it to me.

 

or you can take out the battery, destroy it, and put it back in

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So I'm guessing the "kill it with fire" isn't an option...

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I think we might all be accomplices to insurance fraud.

ITS 4 YEARS OLD 

E.E

apple care ended about 1 year ago e;e

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Parent scam

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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Parent scam

no,

if it breaks my mom has to buy me a new one

for school

i can barely use it anymore

its really really slow

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no,

if it breaks my mom has to buy me a new one

for school

That is a parent scam...

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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I need to find out a way to break my mac non physically, but i want it to look like it just died of age

this is the mac

https://support.apple.com/kb/SP619?locale=en_US

 

Delete all of the .kext files. 

 

Topkext

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ITS 4 YEARS OLD 

E.E

apple care ended about 1 year ago e;e

THIS IS 21-22 YEARS OLD

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First question; why?

explained

 

give it to me.

 

or you can take out the battery, destroy it, and put it back in

 

 

So I'm guessing the "kill it with fire" isn't an option...

 

no sorry ):

I think we might all be accomplices to insurance fraud.

lol no

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Theoretically you could damage the HDD...or just replace it with an SSD

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Delete all of the .kext files.

 

Topkext


i see what u did there
but srs
apple can just reinstall another OS
i dont yosemite
*shivers*

 

 

Theoretically you could damage the HDD...or just replace it with an SSD


yea it has a HDD i was wondeing about that

 

 

That is a parent scam...


heh
but i cant use this computer anymore
its too slow

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heh

but i cant use this computer anymore

its too slow

Then get a job and save up.

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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THIS IS 21-22 YEARS OLD

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Make it overheat and hope it dies lol.

The stars died for you to be here today.

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while you shouldnt do this for any other reason than fun, or to learn something.

 

the inside of almost every computer contains a bios battery, which in most cases is a CR2032 button cell battery.

 

when removed the device remains completely functional, but it forgets all bios settings constantly, including time.

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if you want to get a new laptop, try and clean install this one first, seeing if that helps. it *mostly* revived a friend's macbook that pretty much had no will to live anymore.

 

you'd be surprised how much a clean install can help an old computer last just those extra few months - years.

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no,

if it breaks my mom has to buy me a new one

for school

i can barely use it anymore

its really really slow

Don't do that, really, wait for your bday, leave your laptop to someone else, there's no need to destroy it

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Sounds like you need a job spoiled brat.

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I mean in theory static charge would do this and leave no visible damage but maybe talking to your mom would be a better route. 

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Well the easiest way to kill a laptop is zapping it pretty much, but on a unibody metal shell that's hard without disassembling it

Sounds like you need a job spoiled brat.

but yea that

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i see what u did there

but srs

apple can just reinstall another OS

i dont yosemite

*shivers*

 

Break the disc drive and blame it on your lil' bro. Then delete yo' kexts.

 

EDIT: Don't do this.

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THIS IS 21-22 YEARS OLD

 

 

RUNS FINE

i have a box of around the same age, picked it up out of storage where it sat a good 10 years collecting dust.

 

after a few days of love and care it's actually surprisingly snappy, and can access the internet semi-decently. (cant expect much from a 120MHz pentium but yeah xD)

 

i went in and manually fixed things that were holding it back. its like new now xD

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no,

if it breaks my mom has to buy me a new one

for school

 

retard grow your own balls kido.

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