Dumbest Tech Questions/Quotes You've Ever Heard

[mikat]

Do I need 64 gigs of ram to play minecraft at the lowest settings?  

 

bro.. minecraft devs are becoming lazy, maybe in a few years we will need 16 gb to play it properly.

the dev of optifine (a mod that makes minecraft better looking, that adds tons of video settings and that ups your framerate) said that the devs are lazy with memory usage

http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/mapping-and-modding/minecraft-mods/1272953-1-8-8-optifine-hd-f3-fps-boost-hd-textures?page=2111#c43757

[TheMastr13]

"But it's an i7, so it doesn't need a graphics card"

"Why can't you put a graphics card in my laptop? I thought you knew how to fix computer"

There's lots more where those came from

[mikat]

[Guest]

I have a new one:

 

 " So I learned that not all CPUs run at the same speed due to variations in the manufacturing process. The higher quality the silicon used, the higher the clockspeed that can be achieved. That's why we have i7's ranging from $200, to $1000, essentially they're all the same chip".

Technically thats true.

[NookulearTacoEXE]

"The model of my CPU is 2.7GHZ"

"I don't think my router is 60hz"

[NookulearTacoEXE]

"Apple is better than everything else"

"I'm gonna play on my next gen console" (<he was talking about a 360 -____-)

[superlmeko15]

i like iphones

[superlmeko15]

Apple is the best

[superlmeko15]

toshiba is a good laptop company

[superlmeko15]

whats RAM

[superlmeko15]

so what if I'm blonde and i have an iPhone?

[superlmeko15]

how do you upload a YouTube video?

[superlmeko15]

beats are the best

[Rpkiller]

Just post some dumb questions you've heard. Please don't be mean to people just because they aren't tech literate. I just think that some of the questions are funny.

 

I'll start this off of course!

 

Questions:

 

"Does every computer have a router?"

 

"What is a thumb drive?"

 

"How do you screw in RAM?"

 

Other:

 

"Drive A: is where all the files are."

"can a hacker hack my computer when it is off"

[superlmeko15]

whats andriod?

[NookulearTacoEXE]

"What CPU do you have? 4gigs" (say gigabyte pliz)

[Godlygamer23]

So ironic.. PC Gamers laugh at console players for 30FPS meanwhile 90% are playing at shitty 1080P 60FPS.

Am I missing something here? Console gamers are getting something like 720p @30FPS, at least with Black Flag on Xbox One and you're sitting here criticizing PC gamers for laughing at them when they play at 1080p @60FPS? Is that not superior to 720p @30FPS? Seriously, am I missing something?

[don_svetlio]

Am I missing something here? Console gamers are getting something like 720p @30FPS, at least with Black Flag on Xbox One and you're sitting here criticizing PC gamers for laughing at them when they play at 1080p @60FPS? Is that not superior to 720p @30FPS? Seriously, am I missing something?

You have just encountered the rare breed of PC Gamer elitists who believe 6.9K 133.7 fps is the only acceptable standard

[NookulearTacoEXE]

"The more used space on the hard drive the more it slows down the computer!"

That can actually be true

[Paralectic]

Am I missing something here? Console gamers are getting something like 720p @30FPS, at least with Black Flag on Xbox One and you're sitting here criticizing PC gamers for laughing at them when they play at 1080p @60FPS? Is that not superior to 720p @30FPS? Seriously, am I missing something?

it's converter again, he's just flaming/trolling his stay here.

[debro]

Don't you just hate when someone goes to Google EVERYTIME to enter any website? I know people who search for facebook....

[TheGeeker]

Me- "I use water to cool my PC"

Little sister- "That's so cool! Could you put fish or anything inside it as well? Your case has a window on the side, so it could be like an aquarium"

 

10/10 for imagination

 

Gran- "I really don't want a computer. At my age, I can't really afford to go catching viruses from the internet"

That would be cool and MAYBE possible for show. Just make a big res with mesh at the bottom and put a goldfish in it if you use just water for the fluid. Lol would be cool to see

[RJSX1]

"I had an 8350 and 4790k. I like the 8350 better because it ran cooler"

I was like wat.

[Chronos5618]

That would be cool and MAYBE possible for show. Just make a big res with mesh at the bottom and put a goldfish in it if you use just water for the fluid. Lol would be cool to see

I did actually ponder it...but the water would need to be kept at a constant temperature...which means that one round of CSGO too many and things could get messy for the fish

[The_Stig]

The network admin at my school diagnoses everyone's computer problems by saying "it's a virus" and reinstalling windows. Even when it is a virus, wiping the hard drive/reinstalling windows is often more time consuming than using malwarebytes or other antivirus to take care of the problem.