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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could culd wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

 

Title says all. I'm supper board, can't sleep. 

 

Things to note: I'm only in my 20's, I'm in the US Air Force as a Flier, I <3 Computer/GF

 

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The air conditioning in my 99 Chevy Suburban works in the rear, but not the front. I have replaced the fuses, and even replaced the resistor located in the glove box, to no avail. The rear air still blows out strong, yet the front blower wont even engage. Do you think its the switch? Or the fan itself? I have checked the rest of the Hvac system, all seems to be peachy keen on that front. 

 

Thank god you were here to ask questions to, i really needed this.

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how can i punch someone through the internet

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What was the hardest part of Air Force training?

I'm actually always in training. I am learning how EVERYTHING on the jet works. Can you imagine having to know where the signal goes through every single wire on the jet. There's alot of wires, being fiber and copper cables. But I'm going to guess you are reffering to Boot camp/BMT. I'm going to say that the hardest part would have been the mental part. I was really hard on myself because I felt I was letting people down and such. Physical part was easy, actually pathetic. Granted once I finished that I had three broken bones in my left foot that are still actively getting worse now a year+ later.

 

Nice haircut

 

Thanks! That's not what the Master Sergeant said. (hair is too long IAW AFI 36-2903)

 

How has joining the air force helped advance humanity and spread peace

Does helping with humanitarian missions count? :P

 

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Does helping with humanitarian missions count? :P

Can you elaborate? "Humanitarian" when it comes to the USA usually has some nasty hidden strings.

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could culd wood?

Easy

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

 

 

The air conditioning in my 99 Chevy Suburban works in the rear, but not the front. I have replaced the fuses, and even replaced the resistor located in the glove box, to no avail. The rear air still blows out strong, yet the front blower wont even engage. Do you think its the switch? Or the fan itself? I have checked the rest of the Hvac system, all seems to be peachy keen on that front. 

 

Thank god you were here to ask questions to, i really needed this.

Now I would guess that the blower/fan (under glovebox) is driving the air through the front and the back, so that means the blower/fan is working. In my 95/03 silverado I have the HVAC control module sometimes goes AWOL and disconnecting the battery(s) will fix it. But It really sounds like your mixing door is bad. Does adjusting the controls work? Can you shut the back off 100% and all but one front vent and see if the pressure forces air through the mixing door? If it does you got a bad/stuck mixing door. If so that sucks to replace.

 

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how can i punch someone through the internet

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Easy

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

Now I would guess that the blower/fan (under glovebox) is driving the air through the front and the back, so that means the blower/fan is working. In my 95/03 silverado I have the HVAC control module sometimes goes AWOL and disconnecting the battery(s) will fix it. But It really sounds like your mixing door is bad. Does adjusting the controls work? Can you shut the back off 100% and all but one front vent and see if the pressure forces air through the mixing door? If it does you got a bad/stuck mixing door. If so that sucks to replace.

 

Morgan Freeman

 

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you got me with the CTRL+W xD

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Do you like ponies!?

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Can you elaborate? "Humanitarian" when it comes to the USA usually has some nasty hidden strings.

Oh... My bad. First we load a C5 up with TONS of medical supplies, food, debranded-teddy bears, and we get a nice crew to deliver them to a country, let's say Tunisia. We hop on, we fly over there and request a QFW for weather. Turns out that we realize they deserve something better. We order or LOIC to deliver 25Kilos of napalmPlus. 

 

That is what the news reports translate from what really happened:

A local Technical Sergeant from the USAF gave a 4 year-old boy a new ice cream cone after witnessing it falling onto the ground.

 

So they said you potato....

 

But PotatoWaffle?

Potahtoe

 

guis guis guis lets not start a flame war ;)

Don't worry, I'm a professional....

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Oh... My bad. First we load a C5 up with TONS of medical supplies, food, debranded-teddy bears, and we get a nice crew to deliver them to a country, let's say Tunisia. We hop on, we fly over there and request a QFW for weather. Turns out that we realize they deserve something better. We order or LOIC to deliver 25Kilos of napalmPlus. 

 

That is what the news reports translate from what really happened:

A local Technical Sergeant from the USAF gave a 4 year-old boy a new ice cream cone after witnessing it falling onto the ground.

cmon no need for sarcasm...

Thats that. If you need to get in touch chances are you can find someone that knows me that can get in touch.

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Do you like ponies!?

If you are referring to the term "Bronie" or MLP, no. #ARMTHEBANHAMMER

 

Will you bring me more beer? I ran out.

Well you are of age according to your LTT profile, however due to financial restraints I'm going to have to disappoint you. #raincheck

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If you are referring to the term "Bronie" or MLP, no. #ARMTHEBANHAMMER

 

Well you are of age according to your LTT profile, however due to financial restraints I'm going to have to disappoint you. #raincheck

:(

 

I need more beer.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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