ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PLANS

[Guest]

What would you do if there was an apocalypse? Build a base? Find friends? DayZ style?

 

Post below what you would do in a zombie apocalypse.

 

My Plan:

1. Travel to the town gun shop. (I work next door so know the owner well)

2. Move to the town bus depo and steal a double Decker bus and remove seats and make into a massive RV of sorts.

3. Find all family and hit the open road to a safe haven Walking Dead style.

 

Post Should Contain:

- What you would do and why

- Who with

- Present plans

- Future plans

 

TOGETHER WE CAN FIGHT THE ENEMY

[Arty]

dig a mot around my house5 feet long  10 feet deep with a drawbridge and fill it with acid. then im pretty much safe cause they can't swim or jump

[jameshumphries47]

steal linus and co workers, and make them review random things on teh side of the road! like roadkill aha!

[givingtnt]

get some guns, raid a food store place, raid a home depo, build a fortress around my house

[givingtnt]

or just travel across the country nd get linus. god. have you seen what he did to ces ? god these socks n sandles are powerull !

[niofalpha]

Get guns

Get food

Go to Docks

Steal boat

Go to Iceland

Profit

[as96]

TWD style, keep moving and look for a safe place to live.... and stay away from terminus...  :lol:

[QuadNine]

I would get some people from my neighborhood, and we drive to my grandparents house, on top of a mountain, with guns, and we farm and hunt for food, and we can have trees for warmth, and building. Also those people in my neighborhood can reproduce, so yea, we would be set

[SIGSEGV]

Establish a civilisation underground

[asim1999]

_{Probably steal all the SA80s in my school, set them to semi-automatic (the highest they will go), and get as much ammo as i can. I am gonna need it.} 

_{​If u were curious, my school does Army and RAF training, so thats why there are powerful guns there} 

 

_{Then head to an RAF base, and grab a helicopter and a minigun and strap it to the door and start shooting the zombies.}

_{Will probably live in Canada or somewhere so i can arm LMG with my spare SA80s} 

[as96]

_{Probably steal all the SA80s in my school, set them to semi-automatic (the highest they will go), and get as much ammo as i can. I am gonna need it.} 

_{​If u were curious, my school does Army and RAF training, so thats why there are powerful guns there} 

 

_{Then head to an RAF base, and grab a helicopter and a minigun and strap it to the door and start shooting the zombies.}

_{Will probably live in Canada or somewhere so i can arm LMG with my spare SA80s} 

Why does your school have assault rifles?  :huh:

[Johannes_Lazor]

Id move to our cabin out in the woods, The only thing that lives there is some people from norway during the summer and animals.
We are even off the grid there, We use solar power and a diesel engine for electicity So it is pretty much self-sufficient.
And the only source of water is to bring water there Or drink it from a "kallkälla" a couple of hundred meters away.

[Misanthrope]

Here's my plan

 

-Start feeling first slightly, then quite ill

 

-Saw unnerving news reports of some kind of epidemic but not enough actual info yet

 

-Ok this is bad, Need to go to a hospital

 

-(at some point in the way to the hospital or in the inevitable days long queue on the hospital waiting) Grbrbrbgrraaaaaaaa BRAAAAINS!!!!!!!!!

 

Seriously though if such a thing would happen this will happen to 99.9999% of you anyway. No time to prepare or anything, you're likely already infected before you even know there's a looming apocalypse in the works.

[Tech_Dreamer]

Surround my house with poster of justin bieber on all sides to repel anything that draws near & play music on a high rise tower of 'baby' by justin feat luda , just to give out an emp like pulse force field around that area

[as96]

Surround my house with poster of justin bieber on all sides to repel anything that draws near & play music on a high rise tower of 'baby' by justin feat luda , just to give out an emp like pulse force field around that area

By doing that you'll just kill the few people left alive, also after a few minutes you will just jump out of the window into a crowd of zombies.

[00.0]

Join the zombies. All hail to Zombie Gabe.

[GrimNeo]

I don't know if I would ever team up with people. People are crazy and the Zombie Apocalypse would bring out the crazy people. Ever seen the Walking Dead. People are crazy...

[Stefanopolis]

I would probably raid the Fred Meyer's nearby for the clothes, siphon gas out of the 76 across the intersection, and then, using all the abandoned cars, build a blockade of cars in front of and around the Taco Del Mar across the street so that I can eat Fish Tacos for the rest of my life in solitary peace. Also, I'd probably make a trip to the Best Buy to get all those delicious K65 RGB's w/ Reds, and also raid the Fry's Electronics and build some slick rig for free.

I would do this plan with no one, every man for himself.

 

 

Also, if you bring one person, they'll want to bring friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends and their friends will want to bring their friends... 

[techswede]

I'd run around collecting vintage cars and food and then fortify a warehouse where i could wait for it all to blow over

[Real_PhillBert]

Step 1) 

 

Step 2) Kill zombies

 

Step 3) Save Emma Watson

 

Step 4) Rebuild

[cravinmild]

cool thread

 

I haven't given this much thought but here goes

 

1.  Get two firetrucks.  They are well maintained AND always full of gas.  You can fill on tank with fuel and the second with drinking water.  They would mow down zombies like noone's business.

2.  Wendy's Girl (that redhead), chuck norris,  strippers and MacGyver

3. I would look for any fenced compound.  no windows on the main floor with steel or brick walls.  Multiple GTFO routes,  near water for boat getaway if you need to,  somewhat hard to get to with steep walls or cliffsides (zombies can walk underwater) from water.   Cold enough to keep zombies from migrating but warm enough to find food year round.  Ton of weapons 

[Trik'Stari]

Step 1) -snip

 

Step 2) Kill zombies

 

Step 3) Save Emma Watson

 

Step 4) Rebuild

GODDAMN YOU FOR TAKING MY PLANS.

 

SHE'S MINE DAMNIIT >.<

 

You know what, you take emma, I'll grab Kate Beckinsale, we rebuild together.\

 

Edit: anyone who expresses communist/socialist ideas will be shot on sight, by me, several times. (as well as fascist ideas). [you know what? fuck it, everyone who isn't redheaded and female, is fair game in my crosshairs, barring Kate Beckinsale]

[KingKeith55]

step 1. find weapons and food in house, stock up

step 2. take dad's old truck that isn't being used

step 3. go to a shooting range or gun store, find a gun of some sort. make sure i pick a gun with common ammo that will be easy to find. also hit a grocery store for more supplies.

step 4. go to valve hq and steal the crowbar, save GabeN if he is there and alive

step 3. steal police car

step 4. on loudspeaker play KRS One - Sound of the police

step 5. drive around city

step 6. blast zombies to pieces

step 7. run out of ammo

step 8. use crowbar as melee weapon, smash zombies heads in 

step 9. feel like gordon freeman

step 10. find safe zone

step 11. live in safe zone

step 12. make GabeN release hl3

step 13. invite all survivors over to safe zone to lan party with hl3, force them to bring supplies and food (hey might as well live life to the fullest)

[MeDownYou]

Step 1: realize that I am alone miles away from any zombies, and zombies would rot if before they could reach me.

Step 2: Stay at home with several vaults of guns loaded anyway. 

Step 3: Stay connected to LTT forums looking for survivors as zombies are dumb and won't be able to know about tech. 

Step 4: Upload map to my house on LTT for survivors. 

Step 5. Wait until they get to my house (please make sure you don't take any zombies with you they WILL BE SHOT if you do.)

Step 6: Stay alive I have all the water I need and large quantities of relatively non-perishable food items + raise chickens, and have laying chickens (surrounded by fields which produce food that those chickens could eat. (also have incubator and such so this would work well.) + neighbor that is also miles away from me but still fairly close has cows and buffalo (gl zombies killing buffalo).

Step 7:  Pretty much wait a few months for the zombies to ROT to peices and then loot stuff.

[Real_PhillBert]

Step 1: realize that I am alone miles away from any zombies, and zombies would rot if before they could reach me.

Step 2: Stay at home with several vaults of guns loaded anyway. 

Step 3: Stay connected to LTT forums looking for survivors as zombies are dumb and won't be able to know about tech. 

Step 4: Upload map to my house on LTT for survivors. 

Step 5. Wait until they get to my house (please make sure you don't take any zombies with you they WILL BE SHOT if you do.)

Step 6: Stay alive I have all the water I need and large quantities of relatively non-perishable food items + raise chickens, and have laying chickens (surrounded by fields which produce food that those chickens could eat. (also have incubator and such so this would work well.) + neighbor that is also miles away from me but still fairly close has cows and buffalo (gl zombies killing buffalo).

Step 7:  Pretty much wait a few months for the zombies to ROT to peices and then loot stuff.

Step 8: LAN Party?