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JESUS CHRIST this isn't LinusDatingTips

 

LinusGiveawayTips, really...

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Lol Linus should do a techquicky video about this

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You go up to so called Chick, and ask her to homecoming. If its an actual chicken chick then grab it and bring it to homecoming :\

But make sure to handle it gently so as not to crush it, and make sure you cover it's wings so it doesn't spaz and fall out of your hand  :P

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lol guys this topic has perfect sense with technology

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"A chick" lol, whatever...

 

But if you aren't asking for serious(or for advice), then this probably won't work, but the guy who took me to homecoming literally said "Bee go to homecoming with me, we can get Mc Donalds or something to make it special" And his cheesyness won me over. Also, we did get a tray of fries at Mc Donalds as per my request lol, I just wanted to see if he would do it.

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Take her # and ask her to come? 

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Op still hasn't replied

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"A chick" lol, whatever...

 

But if you aren't asking for serious(or for advice), then this probably won't work, but the guy who took me to homecoming literally said "Bee go to homecoming with me, we can get Mc Donalds or something to make it special" And his cheesyness won me over. Also, we did get a tray of fries at Mc Donalds as per my request lol, I just wanted to see if he would do it.

What if he says one in a million sexy in front of chick?

 

I don't like calling girls chick, toots is much better  :lol:

 

Seriously though @pomps74, just go up to her and say hi, i have come to ask you to go to the homecoming with me as i find you to be very attractive and i would like to get to know you better....would you go to the home coming with me while looking deeply into her eyes. She will say yes if she is not already taken or waiting for someone else to ask her and when she says yes, say in your mind not out loud " gotcha b***, i'm Rick James.....She's a super freak, super freak she's super freaky yowww!"

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what is a homecoming? please explainerino

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"Hey, you wanna go to homecoming with me?"

 

Results:

 

1) You get a "Yes" answer, enjoy.

 

2) You get a "No" answer, you can now move on.

 

It's quite simple really. The question you're really asking is "How do I make sure I don't make myself vulnerable and open to rejection while still trying to pursue this female person for reproductive purposes eventually" in which case you're shit out of luck: Society dictates that you must go through that stupid process yourself, you need to wait for a female partner to come along that isn't afraid of initiating things with you which in my experience is a rather uncommon thing to find, even among self proclaimed "feminists" and such.

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Walk up to her, tell her you have something ask her, walk away with her to someplace private and then....and then...and then you ask her. :o

 

If you want to be romantic or whatnot, put up a poster asking her over a highway/road she goes through frequently. You'll get your answer then.

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What if he says one in a million sexy in front of chick?

I feel like you should know that calling a lady sexy for no reason is quite creepy. At least in my mind.

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I feel like you should know that calling a lady sexy for no reason is quite creepy. At least in my mind.

Maybe your mind is sick......the statement was addressing QueenDemetria's statement of ""A Chick" lol whatever"  and besides in this case there is a reason for calling her sexy as OP finds her attractive.

 

I feel the reason why we have eyes is to experience the world and over time we picture what is sexy to us. No one is attracted to someone whom they feel is ugly or unattractive, which is to say that sexy, attractiveness, ugly or being unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. Knowing this i am of the view that he finds her sexy and i have never heard a girl say that they hated or didn't like a guy for calling them sexy who approaches them in a very respectable manner. 

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Maybe your mind is sick......the statement was addressing QueenDemetria's statement of ""A Chick" lol whatever"  and besides in this case there is a reason for calling her sexy as OP finds her attractive.

 

I was addressing that most ladies don't want someone randomly calling them sexy if not in a relationship. But what do I know?

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Well, just pick it up and bring it with you. Then sell it to Perdue or Tyson for profit so it can grow to be the size of a medium size dog. Then buy it from Wal-Mart in 3-4 months and serve it to your friends or family.

 

Though IDK why you'd want to bring a chicken to homecoming...

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what is a homecoming? please explainerino

 

This ^

 

Is it like Rumspringer...or something?

 

...seriously it sounds like they're all going to commit ritual suicide or something.

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