Do Your Parents,Teachers,Friends ECT Hate The Way I Type

[IAMSWIFT1]

My Mom HATES The Way I Type And She Says To Not Use The Cap Lock But I Tell Her It's They Way I Type And It's More Comfortable After Typing 10 Paragraphs,My Question Is Do Your Parents,Teachers,Friends,And ECT Hate The Way You Type.One TIme I Had To Re Type A 500 Word Essay Because I Was Typing Like I Am Now

[Guest Kloaked]

My parents, teachers, friends, etc, don't know who you are.

[Unhelpful]

My Mom HATES The Way I Type And She Says To Not Use The Cap Lock But I Tell Her It's They Way I Type And It's More Comfortable After Typing 10 Paragraphs,My Question Is Do Your Parents,Teachers,Friends,And ECT Hate The Way You Type.One TIme I Had To Re Type A 500 Word Essay Because I Was Typing Like I Am Now

Yeah you are obnoxious. Fix it or lose a finger.

 

Or fail a class for being grammatically incorrect.

[Guest]

500 words is not an essay...

[Unlikelyjoker]

Why Do You Use Caps Lock Like That Its Weird Dude

[deVIZtation]

Dude..... seriously. You try typing like that on a college essay, and see how your professor reacts.

[CoolaxGaming]

Sorry but I actually hate the way you type. I mean its annoying and how can you use the caps lock after every second?

 

Anyways my 7th grade computer teacher loves the way I type. 98% accuracy with 65ish words per minute and all fingers on right keys wihtout using caps lock.

[Rising]

500 words is not an essay...

I typed 2000 words for a class just to define 3 different words alone. 500 really is nothing lol

[Speedyv]

Dude..... seriously. You try typing like that on a college essay, and see how your professor reacts.

 

There would be no visible reaction. 

Just goes straight to the trash.

[CoolaxGaming]

500 words is not an essay...

This ^, OP, you really need things straightened out, in California 7th grade, Homework in 500 words...

[Kawaii Besu]

Grammar police coming in three...two...one...

[RZeroX]

Why would you need to retype it when you could easily use something make your text lowercase, and I don't like the way you type as you are grammatically incorrect

[IAMSWIFT1]

You had to re-type the essay? I would have failed you right there lol. I understand this is the internet, but it's such a burden to read your OP

Well I Was In 5th Grade And Yes I Get It Is Annoying To People And Grammatically Incorrect And If I Try To Type With No Caps I Have To Bird Peck Or Whatever They Call It

[IAMSWIFT1]

Why would you need to retype it when you could easily use something make your text lowercase, and I don't like the way you type as you are grammatically incorrect

Valid Reason

[Vacsol]

It's fucking annoiyng. You look like an idiot when you type like that.

[IAMSWIFT1]

I typed 2000 words for a class just to define 3 different words alone. 500 really is nothing lol

I Would Assume You Where In College, This Happened When I Was In 5th Grade 

[d33g33]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

 

nope.

[killerdann12]

Oh god, aside from being grammatically incorrect when you type a essay in all caps, it's better to just type in all lowercase, why the caps???

[CoolaxGaming]

Well I Was In 5th Grade And Yes I Get It Is Annoying To People And Grammatically Incorrect And If I Try To Type With No Caps I Have To Bird Peck Or Whatever They Call It

Heres what you should do. Take the caps lock key out, hammer it break it burn it drop water on it. Then type in all lowercase for a month or 2 (That is actually more grammatically correct) and then use shift to uppercase the words that are needed

[TheSLSAMG]

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[Darkman]

There would be no visible reaction. 

Just goes straight to the trash.

*Looks at first three words and sees they all start capitalized. Professor crumbles it immediately and tosses it into the garbage*

I personally find it VERY irritating. The only time it makes sense is in a title with anything 3 letters or more having the capitalization unless its the beginning... Other then that, it is pointless to do so. I think you'd probably type faster if you didn't do it... I can type 100-150WPM depending on the day with my two mechanical keyboards. One is with Blues and the other is with Clears that I use almost daily on my rig. My Dell gets the one with Blues.

[CoolaxGaming]

*Looks at first three words and sees they all start capitalized. Professor crumbles it immediately and tosses it into the garbage*

I personally find it VERY irritating. The only time it makes sense is in a title with anything 3 letters or more having the capitalization unless its the beginning... Other then that, it is pointless to do so. I think you'd probably type faster if you didn't do it... I can type 100-150WPM depending on the day with my two mechanical keyboards. One is with Blues and the other is with Clears that I use almost daily on my rig. My Dell gets the one with Blues.

100 - 150? Damn man thats awesome

[Darkman]

100 - 150? Damn man thats awesome

I'm happy with it, 150ish on a good day but generally type at around 100-110 normally... It kind of tanks when I'm at school on something like a laptop keyboard or the old crappy membranes with tons of stuff in them... They really should clean them out someday.. Oh wait, they treat them like their computers...

[Suika]

My teacher would fail each and every paper I turn in if I typed like that.

[handymanshandle]

My parents, teachers, friends, etc, don't know who you are.

Quite true, now would they mention something if say I shared this with them? Possibly.  Now going back to the original poster... I've tamed down my inner "Grammar Nazi"/"Grammar Police" to a more back burner passive aggressive type, mostly because there is a lot more to grammar than just simply punctuation and the use of words but how they're connected and the placement of punctuation and running into a possible run-on and so on and so fourth... Though I am pretty sure that this little post is free of them [run-ons] I might be wrong and I frankly don't care. Also, semicolons they have little functional use and yet remain essential if you want to compare things or contrast things and so on and so on. 

 Example of the use of a semicolon : 

     We usually don't eat this late; Our circumstances change frequently forcing us to eat at such inconvenient times.  

         (This isn't a great example of the use of a semicolon however, it suffices for the purpose. Now you might be wondering how does a semicolon have to do with anything though it sort of does, since it pertains to English grammar.)