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So A Paint Brush F*cked My Leg Up Today...

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Just tell them that you were an idiot. Believe me, they have seen worse.

Doctors are usually forced to confidentiallity.

That just made my day better, cheers :D

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Paint brush exploded into a million pieces and a piece of the shrapnel travel into your leg. it's probably still stuck inside. Seek medial attention.

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Just tell them that you were an idiot. Believe me, they have seen worse.

Doctors are usually forced to confidentiallity.

Wat in the actual fuck 

"HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"
 

 

Paint brush exploded into a million pieces and a piece of the shrapnel travel into your leg. it's probably still stuck inside. Seek medial attention.

 

Probably that.

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Holy shit!

 

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Wat in the actual fuck 

  • "HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"

The Human race is wonderfull sometimes

  • "BEER BOTTLE UP RECTUM & BOTTLE BROKE WHEN TRIED TO RETRIEVE BOTTLE W/ PLIERS. COCAINE USE PRIOR TO INSERTION"
  • "INSERTED A LONG BALLOON IN PENIS TO HAVE GIRLFRIEND BLOW UP FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND IT BROKE

Edit: This one was just to painfull to pass up 

  • "RIDING BICYCLE NAKED, LOST BALANCE, LANDED ON POLE CAUSING TRAUMA TO RECTUM"

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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Wat in the actual fuck 

"HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"
 

 

Probably that.

I liked this one

Penis:

"INSERTED A LONG BALLOON IN PENIS TO HAVE GIRLFRIEND BLOW UP FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND IT BROKE" 

 

That man is a genious xD

 

Damn it.. Ninjaed. curse you volbet

 

And then there's this gem

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"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

 

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Edit: Much better this way.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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This pretty much violates every single gun safety rule in the book.

 

Please never buy a real gun.

 

Just tell them that you were an idiot. Believe me, they have seen worse.

I can't even imagine what kind of drugs you'd need to be on to insert some of those things into your butt. Not to mention that some of those things would take a lot of effort to actually insert.
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