[Central] Food thread

[AlwaysFSX]

I have hot cousins, in America and in the Netherlands.

 

But you probably won't have a chance with them.

As much of a chance as you? Or is there actually a chance?

[Maheshvara]

I have hot cousins, in America and in the Netherlands.

 

But you probably won't have a chance with them.

Do elaborate You don't even know how i look Mind you, all of my friends among classmates are girls

 

 

I shall name her Bertha.  :blink:

Hmm, if she's from this side of the planet, why not something along "Jelena"

[Guest]

As much of a chance as you? Or is there actually a chance?

Well I don't want my cousins, because eww incest.

 

I don't know jf you are their type.

[AlwaysFSX]

Hmm, if she's from this side of the planet, why not something along "Jelena"

Because I'm bad with names.

 

I don't know jf you are their type.

Probably not if they're also crabs.

 

Btw, crabs are delicious.

[Guest]

Do elaborate You don't even know how i look Mind you, all of my friends among classmates are girls

 

 

Hmm, if she's from this side of the planet, why not something along "Jelena"

Show yourself  B)

[Maheshvara]

Show yourself  B)

Can't be bothered

 

Jk, i don't have any "cool" pics of myself

[Maheshvara]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2_NrOwfE1R8Q29QSE9FT3R0eEU/view?usp=sharing

[Guest]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2_NrOwfE1R8Q29QSE9FT3R0eEU/view?usp=sharing

Well you look average or slightly above I guess

 

I was expecting super handsome or something.

[AlwaysFSX]

Well you look average or slightly above I guess

 

I was expecting super handsome or something.

Says the crab..

[Guest]

Says the crab..

Well you don't know how good crabs can look.

[AlwaysFSX]

Well you don't know how good crabs can look.

Yes I do.

[Guest]

Yes I do.

Pff. that's a cooked crab. Not a live one.

[Maheshvara]

Well you look average or slightly above I guess

 

I was expecting super handsome or something.

Of course on that pic There're others, but i don't want you guys to see my full face /paranoia

[AlwaysFSX]

Pff. that's a cooked crab. Not a live one.

Cooked > Live

[Guest]

Of course on that pic There're others, but i don't want you guys to see my full face /paranoia

Too late I know where you live now, I will find you.

[Guest]

Cooked > Live

 

Look how smexy I am

[AlwaysFSX]

Too late I know where you live now, I will find you.

Quick @Maheshvara get the butter!

[Maheshvara]

Too late I know where you live now, I will find you.

And where do i live

 

I do need to take more cool photos, but i don't like doing that...I like looking like myself... Don't like posing Too generic and not my thing

[Guest]

And where do i live

 

I do need to take more cool photos, but i don't like doing that...I like looking like myself... Don't like posing Too generic and not my thing

Well me neither, but I did it once or twice.

 

You live in Narnia.

 

Don't you deny it....

[Maheshvara]

Quick @Maheshvara get the butter!

Butter is ready

 

[Guest]

Butter is ready

 

You know that Kinglers are like huge right? I would Bubblebeam you and then eat your butter.

[Maheshvara]

Well me neither, but I did it once or twice.

 

You live in Narnia.

 

Don't you deny it....

Hmm, never read those books...

 

Well, most of my photos are in my friends's phones... What can i say, i am popular (that's pretty paradoxical for someone who calls himself asexual... )

[Maheshvara]

You know that Kinglers are like huge right? I would Bubblebeam you and then eat your butter.

Well, Ash was never hurt by it... Nothing works against him...

[Guest]

Well, Ash was never hurt by it... Nothing works against him...

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kingler_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29

[Maheshvara]

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kingler_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29

Yeah and I said Ash is never hurt by anything... Even with Charizard's flamethrower...