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Horse spunk .... Uh i mean miniature tennis ball sized horse o-o

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I would say a miniature tennis ball sized black hole kept in a state that is inert, but can be made active. I would then hold the world hostage to my demands, which are as follows

 

1. Hot chicks are no longer allowed to wear shirts

2. Beiber must be launched into the sun

3. Most government funding not going to space exploration must be redirected to space exploration

4. All currently sitting politicians must step down from office, apologize for ruining the world, and be launched into the sun

5. Marijuana is now legal

6. No more "no smoking" areas.

7. Every Saturday is to be breakfast for dinner, and dinner for breakfast, day.

8. Redheaded chicks are to be regarded as deities and treated with respect.

9. No one may be friend zoned ever again, without first having gotten at least 3 dates (TAKE THAT BITCHES *Shakes fist*)

 

I can probably think of more....

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I would say a miniature tennis ball sized black hole kept in a state that is inert, but can be made active. I would then hold the world hostage to my demands, which are as follows

1. Hot chicks are no longer allowed to wear shirts

2. Beiber must be launched into the sun

3. Most government funding not going to space exploration must be redirected to space exploration

4. All currently sitting politicians must step down from office, apologize for ruining the world, and be launched into the sun

5. Marijuana is now legal

6. No more "no smoking" areas.

7. Every Saturday is to be breakfast for dinner, and dinner for breakfast, day.

8. Redheaded chicks are to be regarded as deities and treated with respect.

9. No one may be friend zoned ever again, without first having gotten at least 3 dates (TAKE THAT BITCHES *Shakes fist*)

I can probably think of more....

What about lsd, heroin, etc?

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What about lsd, heroin, etc?

Heroin is horrible for you. LSD I guess could be legal, definitely gonna make things funny for a while lol

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Heroin is horrible for you. LSD I guess could be legal, definitely gonna make things funny for a while lol

Its about the choice to harm your own body, if some one wants to the let darwinian survival of the fittest take place.

Fyi-edited it in on my last post-, this is my damned Earth, I am Supreme Dictator of it. STEP OFF!

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LOL, you do know that a tennis ball of neutron star would sink into the earth until it reaches the center of gravity... And we would die due to it weighing more than the Earth...

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Its about the choice to harm your own body, if some one wants to the let darwinian survival of the fittest take place.

Fyi-edited it in on my last post-, this is my damned Earth, I am Supreme Dictator of it. STEP OFF!

Lol. Heroin addicts can be the most violent and dangerous (ask a cop who they are more cautious around).

 

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16. Call of Duty is now illegal, and whoever created that bullshit must be tortured to death, by public (not in public, but BY public)

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Further addendums

 

17. Vegetarianism is now illegal

18. Anyone who says "it's an acquired taste" is to be shot on sight.

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Uhhhh nuclear fission.

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LOL, you do know that a tennis ball of neutron star would sink into the earth until it reaches the center of gravity... And we would die due to it weighing more than the Earth...

I know,

Also you can't "Store" a singularity the size of a tennis ball. Event horizon and all sadly , But this I'd the case if you could.

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Fyi, get your own damed Earth I am dictator-Emperor- of this one, bitch.

I wasn't aware that i had given up my position  :huh: 

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I'd probably get the transformers "Cube" 

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I wasn't aware that i had given up my position  :huh: 

On topic

I'd probably get the transformers "Cube"

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anti matter is far more valuable than petty platinum

yeah, but how easily would you sell anti-matter (legally), plus what you don't sell you store, and platinum looks a lot prettier.

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yeah, but how easily would you sell anti-matter (legally), plus what you don't sell you store, and platinum looks a lot prettier.

Im sure CERN could use a tennis ball amount of anit matter, condiferining they can only ever get mg on the best of days.

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Walker's crisps. 

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Im sure CERN could use a tennis ball amount of anit matter, condiferining they can only ever get mg on the best of days.

well yeah, but the money, with that much of that platinum sell it to saudi's in jewelry form, and boom billionaire.

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Platinum. And then sell it. For profit

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Walker's crisps. 

 

I always find that the Walkers Chicken crisps are lethal.

 

Ready Salted will be bros, Chicken will try to kill you.

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I always find that the Walkers Chicken crisps are lethal.

 

Ready Salted will be bros, Chicken will try to kill you.

 

Ready Salted is for the bland human. You need some Salt and Vinegar. 

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Ready Salted is for the bland human. You need some Salt and Vinegar. 

 

S&V is my favourite, however I had some Squares Ready Salted sitting next to me, so chose Ready Salted.

 

do you really think I am bland? bitch

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S&V is my favourite, however I had some Squares Ready Salted sitting next to me, so chose Ready Salted.

 

do you really think I am bland? bitch

 

For choosing Ready Salted. Yes. 

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For choosing Ready Salted. Yes. 

 

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