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Cure that crushing loneliness by modding your shower into a girlfriend!

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Possibly the weirdest thing I've seen for a while. No, seriously, it's damm terrifying. Some sad, lonely weirdo that should probably be medicated decided that a suitable cure for his crippling loneliness was to modify his shower into... well, just look at the pictures. I would link to the original article, but there were swearies. Anyway, no amount of good journalism could mitigate the horror.

 

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Somebody, please hold me. :(

 

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So... I am going to run myself over with my own car

 

bye

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Lol that made my day

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That is the creepiset f***ing thing i have seen today. 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That is  the funniest thing i've seen all week! 

*Pfft* HAHAHAHAHAHA

What a f**ing loser  :lol:

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NO. NEVER AGAIN.

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So... I am going to run myself over with my own car

 

bye

 

gl;hf

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Well, if I ever want to take a shower with the exorcist, I know who to talk to.

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lol, why does he have to be Japanese!

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gl;hf

 

so

 

I died

 

who'd have thought it

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please tell me its a joke. please tell me its a joke.

 

I thought by the title this was going to be extremely sexual

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I should feel sorry for scarring your minds forever....but I don't.

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I should feel sorry for scarring your minds forever....but I don't.

Nah. Besides. If you put a backpack on the guy he'd look just like your profile gif

 

I'll think the guy in the pictures is you!  :lol:  Foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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Nah. Besides. If you put a backpack on the guy he'd look just like your profile gif

 

I'll think the guy in the pictures is you!  :lol:  Foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

 

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Don't tell anyone!

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Well, if I ever want to take a shower with the exorcist, I know who to talk to.

Son of satan is here.

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so

 

I died

 

who'd have thought it

 

Tell us more about the experience.

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'Another to add to the collection!'

 

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Tell us more about the experience.

 

So it was quite hard to figure out how to do it... I worked out the best way was to get to 87 (since 88 would propel me forward in time) so I get it up to speed, climb out the window and stand on the bonnet. before jumping I took a selfie because YOLO and them jumped infront of my own car...

 

To be truthful it fucking hurt, it was like being hit by a car.. which in fact it was, so basically imagine that, and that is what it was like, pretty neat huh

 

Dieing was quite boring actually, turns out, even in death I can still post on the forum which is pretty weird, but it passes the time

 

Oh btw we have holodecks here, fuck you oculus

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So it was quite hard to figure out how to do it... I worked out the best way was to get to 87 (since 88 would propel me forward in time) so I get it up to speed, climb out the window and stand on the bonnet. before jumping I took a selfie because YOLO and them jumped infront of my own car...

 

To be truthful it fucking hurt, it was like being hit by a car.. which in fact it was, so basically imagine that, and that is what it was like, pretty neat huh

 

Dieing was quite boring actually, turns out, even in death I can still post on the forum which is pretty weird, but it passes the time

 

Oh btw we have holodecks here, fuck you oculus

 

Did you see a light as you died? Was GabeN there with you?

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Did you see a light as you died? Was GabeN there with you?

 

What do you mean WAS, I saw the valve logo, the back of that guys head, and that "dun dun" music as I went towards it, the valve turn and a door opened and out walked GabeN, in a white robe, to be honest I have not seen any other "god" here so maybe he is the only one? He owns at melon bomber on garrys mod

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