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Who would win in a fight to the death, Linus or Luke?

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Schnitzel would win. :) No one wins against schnitzel. No one. But if I HAD to chose, I would say that Luke would win. He's bigger and stronger (if you know what I mean).

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Luke is bigger and stronger, but Linus is smaller and more agile. Dunno.

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luke coz have u seen linus he is like an ant compared to luke

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Slick of course lol. 

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linus is pretty cut tho. but luke is a tank

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Linus. With a screwdriver 

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But couldnt Linus run over luke in his lambo?  xD

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unless Linus had a weapon, there's no contest. Luke hands down
he's bigger
he looks stronger
and, if said battle were in a video game, he has more experience due to benchmarking all of the games

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I'm going to say Linus. Not because he is stronger or he will over power Luke but simply because Luke would try to fight in a nice manner and fair while Linus being weaker and creative in his ways would play dirty. Linus would throw dirt, kick balls, use a weapon or anything he had to which is how to win a fight. If its a fight to the death, nothing is off limits.

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Not to be mean to Linus but i cannot think of a fair scenario in which Linus beats Luke in any sought of fight. I could be wrong but I do not think ever of them have any specific fight training so really it just comes down to who is bigger and stronger and that is Luke. 

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I think they would just cancel each other out. I don't see either of them being the  threat :)

                                        

 

                                                 

 

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Linus is far sneakier.

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I think Linus could wear Slick down and squeak out a win.

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Luke is bigger and stronger, but Linus is smaller and more agile. Dunno.

 

Luke is the Tank, Linus is the Rogue.

 

Luke will win in a direct confrontation but if Linus were to get behind him and backstab him with Dollar Shave club razors he has...

 

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Linus would torture him with his jokes.

 

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I'm going to say Linus. Not because he is stronger or he will over power Luke but simply because Luke would try to fight in a nice manner and fair while Linus being weaker and creative in his ways would play dirty. Linus would throw dirt, kick balls, use a weapon or anything he had to which is how to win a fight. If its a fight to the death, nothing is off limits.

 

I agree, Linus would win, but he would cheat. So he would have to live the rest of his life in shame.

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Just another day on LTT I guess.

 

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Don't underestimate agility..... It can accomplish just as much as brute strenght if you know how to use it wisely.

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