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How stupid can people be?Nigerian police holding goat for armed car robbery and black magic(old).

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Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. 
Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. 
'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,'  Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.

 

 

Discuss.I posted about the women asking for oral sex with a horse via Craigslist today,but this...

HOLDING A GOAT FOR ARMED ROBBERY????

Da hell.

Yes,I know this is an old story,but come on.

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goat simulator update incoming due to this, there should be one for it.

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totally possible, this isn't even an isolated case. 

 

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Well he does look rather suspicious. :)

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totally possible, this isn't even an isolated case. 

 

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Terrorist goats.

 

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we all know goats are inherently evil

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After the goat, the court has to deal with the baby attacking a police officer. Let me see, if I can find the article again.

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This story is ancient, there is no source, probably not bullshit though.

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Well he does look rather suspicious. :)

Beady eyes,receding chin, pointy ears-that's one suspicious looking goat alright.

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Looks like this happens alot

 

totally going rob a Nigerian bank and just leave a goat at the front door

 

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