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First:

Gotta be skilled:

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Then you'll be like this guy:

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Show us how you get ur girls below

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3. Frontloader. DUH.

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You also must have a large EPEEN

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I can't believe I'm posting this, but, screw it...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFgDYkTXUQ

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Put arms around. Lift. Successfully pick up girl

I am good at computer

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Take her to a Sandwich making convention 

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

~Abraham Lincoln

In times when we are on the brink of destruction, war, and loosing ourselves, let's remember a basic fundamental element of love, forgiveness, and understanding; God bless!

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I can't believe I'm posting this, but, screw it...

 

 

Omg!! I freaking love this song!!!

 

"I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else"
 
I could listen to this all day!!!
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You need big tits, girls love big tits

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Slap her in the face and call her daddy

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Okily dokily.

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Like this.

Pretty sure that's how kidnappings start.

 

Personally I just take out my wallet and show them pictures of my PC.

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Pretty sure that's how kidnappings start.

drugs work too

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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drugs work too

Does showing them your glock work too?

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How to pick up girls? You just have to put your arms around the girl, and lift with your knees, so you don't hurt your back. However, picking up fat chicks is a different story, I weigh about 140LBS, so I wouldn't be able to pick up a fat chick. Its simple physics.

 

(Sarcasm) LOL

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Slap her in the face and call her daddy

... It was funny the first time... Now it's just a repeat. Anyway, get yourself a pimp cane, a pimp suit, a pimp car, and anything pimpin'.

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Does showing them your glock work too?

yes, the tears provide the lube 

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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Like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.

Why do you always die right after I fix you?

 

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