Need help on a poem about computers

[AMD Lover]

I need to write a poem for school and figured id write one about computers or along that but im stuck.

 

 

Ya got any ideas?

 

 

OH GOTTA BE RHYMED!!!! Thats why im having probs

[_ASSASSIN_]

red is amd

green is nvidia

I stopped caring

when steam roller never happened

 

~_ASSASSIN_

best poem NA

[WunderWuffle]

AMD is red,

Intel is blue, 

Please stop fanboying

Because it's killing you.

 

~WunderWuffle

[NInety]

AMD is RED

Nvidia is Green

This poem is shit

And miners are mean

 

~Raining_Pixel 2014

 

Edit: I din't know thees wuz for skool bcus i cant' rede.

 

Intel's not RED

AMD's not Blue

If I was't a fanboy

I'd probably buy two

[_ASSASSIN_]

 

AMD is RED

Nvidia is Green

 

literally copied me ;___;

[PillowSmoke]

Oh computer my love.

I come to you everyday.

You help me and entertain me.

When you're sick I come to maintain you.

Add parts to you, and fix you up.

 

My monthly powerful is the purpose of you.

You eat and munch up power.

You bring me as a part of the Internet

In which information runs through your cables.

You've changed throughout the years.

Going from plain to full blown noctua colors .

 

Even though there were times.

Where you were slow and not moving.

I revived you up to be who you are today.

I created you to be function without regret.

You are an extension of me.

I am a extension of you. 

~NK~

[flibberdipper]

AMD is red

Intel is blue

I like Logitech

But I hate you.

 

~tmcclelland455 2014

 

I don't actually hate you.

[AMD Lover]

None of these are rhymed, lol. I like the first one though.... and all the alterations of it, lol

[flibberdipper]

 

AMD is red,

Intel is blue, 

Please stop fanboying

Because it's killing you.

 

~WunderWuffle

 

^^^ This is the best.

[NInety]

literally copied me ;___;

Didn't even see it until after I posted.

[NInety]

Though I have a crappy case

My peripherals can drop the bass

My monitor burns my eyes

Help me mom.

[scaryjam823]

Computers are like the most delicate flower which can never go bare.

They need energy, purpose and most of all care.

A flower needs water to fruitfully grow, a computer needs cleaning or else you'll have to forego a time which the computer was as pristine as snow.

A delicate beast that it may be, but like the flower a time will come when it is no longer needed. A time once gone, a time which it is  uneeded.

[PillowSmoke]

 

Though I have a crappy case

My peripherals can drop the bass

My monitor burns my eyes

Help me mom.

 

 

mom get the camera.

[flibberdipper]

I have a netbook

His name is ASUS

He hates YouTube

And my mom too.

 

~tmcclelland455 2014

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Here is one I wrote, it kind of rhymes. If you want a challenge, make one into a Shakespearean Sonnet

 

There is the Processor

The CPU

The Brain of it all

 

There is the Motherboard

The Mobo

The central hub of it all

 

There is the Graphics Card

The GPU

The displayer of it all

 

There is the memory

The RAM

The scratch sheet of it all

 

There is the Hard Disk Drive

The HDD

The attic of it all

 

There is the Solid State Drive

The SSD

The closet of it all

 

There is the Power Supply

The PSU

The generator of it all

 

There is the Operating System

The OS

The paint of it all

 

There is the Chassis

The Case

The house of it all

 

These parts are your computer

The computer you use everyday

Isn’t as complicated as it may seem.

[flibberdipper]

Here is one I wrote...

NO IT'S NOT

I swear I heard this on a YouTube video a couple years ago...

[OneGun]

Oh my PC you make me so happy

Since you were born you let me surf porn

You stay nice and cool and help me with school

You let me chat with girls that are fat

Life with you is a must all you ask is i keep out the dust

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

I head this on a YouTube video a couple years ago...

I am not kidding. I had to write a poem for creative writing. I will post the document if you need me to.

[flibberdipper]

I am not kidding. I had to write a poem for creative writing. I will post the document if you need me to.

Oh, no need. Guess it was just my brain making a beat for it (if I actually did see it, it would have been in my YouTube favorites).

[NInety]

What is that burning?

Stock cooling you say?

Your PC is yearning

and it has only been on for a day

[flibberdipper]

WD, WD!

Where art thou WD?

I am here my love,

killing Seagate.

 

tmcclelland455 2014

 

Wannabe Shakespeare...

[tryphaa]

TEH BEST POEM EVAR:

 

AMD IS GREEN
NVIDIA IS BLUE
IM NOT MEAN
I DONT EAT KANGAROO

 

I HAVE A BIG HEART
THAT LIKES GRAPHICS CARDS
I WANNA THROW A DART

FANBOYS ARE TARDS

 

~Tryphaa 2014

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Oh, no need. Guess it was just my brain making a beat for it (if I actually did see it, it would have been in my YouTube favorites).

I had heard you say you can make beats for stuff like that

[Dr_Orpington]

AMD's Mantle

NVidia's G-Sync

You can't handle

Which to pick