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What's your best worst pun?

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Just a for fun thread! What's ur best really cheesey facepalm level of a pun? Bad jokes as well. 

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, valdyrgramr said:

Well, I did name a rig in honor of Ozzy+the name of the cooler.  "The Prince of Dark Rock"

Haha nice

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When referring to my backside, I call it my "ample asset".

Jeannie

 

As long as anyone is oppressed, no one will be safe and free.

One has to be proactive, not reactive, to ensure the safety of one's data so backup your data! And RAID is NOT a backup!

 

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3 hours ago, Lady Fitzgerald said:

When referring to my backside, I call it my "ample asset".

Haha not bad! 

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an elemental shaman just killed herself under water, not by drowning tho.

why everybody post the spec of their rig here? i dont! cuz its made of mashed potatoes!

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Incorrigible punster, please do not encourage

(sounds better spoken, than read)

 

 

NOTE: I no longer frequent this site. If you really need help, PM/DM me and my e.mail will alert me. 

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Someone stole my toilet so I called the cops. They said they have nothing to go on.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

Pyo.

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36 minutes ago, Shadow_Storm56 said:

Yea it's a pretty electrifying topic!

true, and it's amping everyone up

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8 minutes ago, LukeSavenije said:

true, and it's amping everyone up

glad to see that the jokes here are all current

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Im in a skeleton of pain 

 

 

I will now sit in a corner as to how bad that was xD 

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1 hour ago, Drak3 said:

Someone stole my toilet so I called the cops. They said they have nothing to go on.

There is a new movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

Jeannie

 

As long as anyone is oppressed, no one will be safe and free.

One has to be proactive, not reactive, to ensure the safety of one's data so backup your data! And RAID is NOT a backup!

 

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1 hour ago, Lady Fitzgerald said:

There is a new movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

This joke is just gone right down the crapper.

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28 minutes ago, Volbet said:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I find they draw the line between chalk and paper 

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8 hours ago, LukeSavenije said:

true, and it's amping everyone up

Watt are you talking about?

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8 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

glad to see that the jokes here are all current

 

13 minutes ago, Netivity said:

Watt are you talking about?

something refreshing

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Really good puns are a rare gem. Mediocre puns are a diamond dozen.

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Love these threads, was talking to my friend the other day and tried about 10 puns. None of them impressed him very much, no pun in ten did. 

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1 hour ago, RyomaSJibenG said:

you guys are so PUNny you should be PUNish

 

 

yea....it was very bad

Yea it was haha! what's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a random string of letters and numbers?? Must be related to intels new chip! 

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13 hours ago, Shadow_Storm56 said:

what's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a random string of letters and numbers?? Must be related to intels new chip! 

I would bet cache on that

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