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now guess where the soft part from Brie comes from.

My anus.

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My anus.

yes.

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now guess where the soft part from Brie comes from.

 

Oh good lord, I don't even want to think about it.

 

 

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Shall I teach you my ways?

 

I'm always open for some learning.

 

 

Would I ever lie to you?

 

I don't know. I'm so confused. I want some cheese, but on the other hand, I don't want any cheese.

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Oh good lord, I don't even want to think about it.

 

 

 

I'm always open for some learning.

 

 

 

I don't know. I'm so confused. I want some cheese, but on the other hand, I don't want any cheese.

how about dough?

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I can't pay in cash right now...

*drops pants*

*puts on shorts*

It was getting hot in here so I had to change clothes. So where were we?

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*drops pants*

*puts on shorts*

It was getting hot in here so I had to change clothes. So where were we?

*bends over*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*to pick up dropped cash*

 

sorry, I'm clumsy.

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English is not my Language so can someone tell what this means

 

Heterosexual

Homosexual

Bisexual

Asexual

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how about dough?

 

I don't know what was used to mix the flour and water to make the dough, and I don't even want to try and guess what was used.

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*bends over*

*to pic up dropped cash*

sorry, I'm clumsy.

*Spreads legs*

To inspect the fine craftsmanship of the seams on these shorts!

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*Spreads legs*

To inspect the fine craftsmanship of the seams on these shorts!

*opens mouth*

 

to take a sip from that fantastic coffee.

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English is not my Language so can someone tell what this means

Heterosexual

Homosexual

Bisexual

Asexual

In general

Heterosexual is the attraction to only the opposite sex

Homosexual is same sex attraction

Bisexual is attraction to both sexes to many varying degrees.

Asexual is when you have no physical attraction towards anyone.

There are more orientations but these are the most common ones.

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*opens mouth*

to take a sip from that fantastic coffee.

*lays face down on the floor*

To practice a yoga pose.

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This is getting steamy. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

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*lays face down on the floor*

To practice a yoga pose.

*gets on knees*

 

to clean the spilled wine.

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I don't know what was used to mix the flour and water to make the dough, and I don't even want to try and guess what was used.

A 20 inch double sided purple dildo!

What else did you think?

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*gets on knees*

 

to clean the spilled wine.

*coughing*

 

 

 

 

 

from the dirty floor

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*gets on knees*

to clean the spilled wine.

*sits in @Kayns lap*

To sit in Kayns lap.

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*coughing*

 

 

 

 

 

from the dirty floor

it's dirty because we made it dirty.

 

 

with the spilled wine of course.

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*sits in @Kayns lap*

To sit in Kayns lap.

Just need to ask

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Just need to ask

may I sit in your lap?

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Just need to ask

OK, can I sit?

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may I sit in your lap?

No bitch, he's mine!

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may I sit in your lap?

OK, can I sit?

I have two laps don't I?

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I have two laps don't I?

he has a SO.

you be mine. ;)

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I have two laps don't I?

No it's a single seat. Room for me only.

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