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don't hammond me like that.

 

I know you like being hammond-ed.

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I know you like being hammond-ed.

wait you don't?

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wait you don't?

 

Of course I do. It's impossible to resist the charm of Hammond.

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Of course I do. It's impossible to resist the charm of Hammond.

I'm more of a Clarksoner myself.

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I'm more of a Clarksoner myself.

 

They all have irresistible charm, but Hammond is the cutest.

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They all have irresistible charm, but Hammond is the cutest.

no comment on that.

Stig is the way to go.

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They all have irresistible charm, but Hammond is the cutest.

Of course he's the cutest, he's the smallest!

 

But Clarkson knows how to bang things really hard. You know, since he has a hammer.

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Of course he's the cutest, he's the smallest!

 

But Clarkson knows how to bang things really hard. You know, since he has a hammer.

 

*wink* *wink*

 

Also, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES THREAD, WE'VE GOT GAYS AND STRAIGHTS (also the others).

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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*wink* *wink*

 

Also, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES THREAD, WE'VE GOT GAYS AND STRAIGHTS (also the others).

and me.

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and me.

you make this thread special. And made the thread so you're double special.

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Are you ready?..... Booone saaaw iiiiiis reeeeeady!

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and me.

 

Yeah, I don't even know what you are. I think Awesome is probably the easiest way to describe you.

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Yeah, I don't even know what you are. I think Awesome is probably the easiest way to describe you.

I like to be called Sir Reginald the Awesomest of Awesome.

but that's just for dirty talk.

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LOL, just stop. I got 250 notifications here, just from here.

 

Also, i like gay men.

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I like to be called Sir Reginald the Awesomest of Awesome.

 

I can refer to you as that from now on.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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LOL, just stop. I got 250 notifications here, just from here.

 

Also, i like gay men.

 

And just think, it is mainly 3 people making all those notifications. We are a force to be reckoned with.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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I can refer to you as that from now on.

read my edit. :P

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I can refer to you as that from now on.

And you can call me the Gay Asian.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

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read my edit. :P

 

Well, I mean that's appropriate for most of the time.  ;)

 

 

And you can call me the Gay Asian.

 

I shall do so.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

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Well, I mean that's appropriate for most of the time.  ;)

 

 

 

 

It's the name for my privates.

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It's the name for my privates.

 

Still appropriate most of the time.

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Still appropriate most of the time.

well then.

I shall be called like that.

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Well, I mean that's appropriate for most of the time.  ;)

 

 

 

I shall do so.

Well, I'm not technically gay. I'm half gay and half straight.

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You know.... I was here earlier, and back then this thread made at least a little bit of sense.

 

Now I feel like I've been spun on that wheel thing from the park for two hours straight!

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Well, I'm not technically gay. I'm half gay and half straight.

how did you know.

did you see a guy yesterday and think "I'd suck his junk"?

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