Techie pickup lines.

[xRAGExSounDxRIOTX]

Is your name Haswell? Because you're f*cking hot. 

It should be " Is your name AMD? Because you're f*cking hot.

[Oshino Shinobu]

"Baby, I'd let you fiddle with my BIOS"

[ObeseWalrus]

If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady

[Str_Mape]

One for the ladies not computer related but still.
"I wish you were my maths homework, you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on the table."

[Tataffe]

Wanna play with my joystick?

[Koros1691]

You are like a CPU Socket, you require Zero Insertion Force.

[Joshrapp]

Im like a rubik cube the more you play with me the harder i get.

[FireFox]

Did you fall from the sky because have sex with me.

 

Would you like another go at re-typing your post lol

[Oshino Shinobu]

You are like a CPU Socket, you require Zero Insertion Force.

I like that one. But isn't that a techie 'Hotdog down a hallway' kind of line?

[Str_Mape]

Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches nor is it floppy.

Edit : sorry didn't see it was posted before.

[Oshino Shinobu]

"Do you want to unbox my hard drive?"

[Xorbot]

Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches nor is it floppy.

 

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/50558-techie-pickup-lines/?p=674324

 

Post #33

[miyabwah]

Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches nor is it floppy.

Repost.

[bradscoolio]

Would you like another go at re-typing your post lol

Nope, that's exactly what I intended to write.

[miyabwah]

"Girl, you don't need a power button to turn me on."

[TyagoDani]

mine is like a 6990... big, noisy and heats it up quickly

[R4STABAN]

"If I promise not to talk about computers will you go on a date with me?"

[sonarctica]

I think you bumped up my voltage too high, I crashed

[Joshrapp]

I'm like a mechanical keyboard, you hit all the right switches.

[Oshino Shinobu]

mine is like a 6990... big, noisy and heats it up quickly

"Mine's like an EVGA ACX Classified; wide and black"

[TestedMATTIA]

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

What the actual fuck maaan ?!

[Wyzzy Moon]

You are overclocked so high, you rus so hot that You sould be liquide coold

[Uncharted218]

1. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

 

2. I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.

 

3. "Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?"

[jokky102]

Ok let's try this here pure creativity

Babe, do you know the difference between RAM and ROM?

Ram always gets forgotten

Rom never.

I am ROM 

 

How is it? Bad?

[ProGearUk]

Is your name Haswell? Because you're f*cking hot.

Damn she must be hot. I mean a TJ Max hot