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I just couldn't help asking Cortana if she was better than Siri, totally loved the answer. If you come across any other funny answers worth sharing comment them here !

 

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cortana definitely has a better voice, much more natural.

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LOL

 

I take it you're enjoying the new OS?

 

Miss Aero?

 

 

Did anyone genuinely LOVE aero? It was just a style for some bars it was hardly integral to the experience?

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LOL

 

I take it you're enjoying the new OS?

 

Miss Aero?

 

Yes I am enjoying it ! And not at all, it is a solid looking UI, I just hope every company out there starts using the new tools it offers to have better programs than we had before, I mean mostly dx12 

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cortana definitely has a better voice, much more natural.

 

Agree! 

 

Did anyone genuinely LOVE aero? It was just a style for some bars it was hardly integral to the experience?

 

Ne, it was meh for me. 

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Sadly I will not have Cortana right away because I speak a different English compared to the US

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That's weird, do you have any word about when its coming out for Canadian users?

 

I can switch my location to the US if I really want it.  Apparently they want to customize her personality for countries  

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Whenever I ask it a question all it does is open up a new tab with my question in the search box. How can I get her to answer?

 

 

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Whenever I ask it a question all it does is open up a new tab with my question in the search box. How can I get her to answer?

 

What are you asking her though? If you don't ask her anything personal she won't answer directly to you.

 

I can say: Cortana take me to linustechtips.com and she opens up the webpage.

 

If I ask her: Cortana, How old are you ? She would answer to me: " I've been around longer than crowdsourcing has been in the dictionary" 

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I'd love to activate it (like I did on my phone) but she wants to know everything, everything. Maybe even my blood type and dick size -.-

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I'd love to activate it (like I did on my phone) but she wants to know everything, everything. Maybe even my blood type and dick size -.-

Well that's ok since one of those is already on the internet. ;)

 

 

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Well that's ok since one of those is already on the internet. ;)

 

gasp D:

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I'd love to activate it (like I did on my phone) but she wants to know everything, everything. Maybe even my blood type and dick size -.-

 

"Cortana, where can I buy XL Condoms?"

 

"Ha ha yeah right"

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You can ask her to sing or tell you jokes. Or ask her opinions.

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"Cortana, where can I buy XL Condoms?"

 

"Ha ha yeah right"

Sassy ... I like it ! 

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Apparently, if you ask Cortana if she watches Red vs Blue, she will respond with: "I watch it. Sometimes it makes me wonder why we're here." I LOVE IT!!

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