What if we only had pc parts to use as weapons?

[Guest]

CPU's I would use as ninja stars for starters, those sharp edges hurt man.

GPU's as bludgeoning weapons.

Case panels as armor, tied by PSU cables to our body.

Oh and a buttload of active fans on my back for a speed boost. (Impractical though)

Any other ideas? Pc parts only!

[Kuzma]

Get a D14 or Dark Rock 2 as a throwing weapon

[Morpheus]

ram as throwing knives?

[VincentC]

IBM Model M and Dragon Dildos

[joelthezombie15]

ram as throwing knives?

or tie them together and make a sword?

[Grape Guild]

HDD's would be the ammunition to my cabletie/rubberband slingshot.

 

My graphics cards would be bounded together, with fan screws protruding out to form a mace of some sort.

 

Case sidepanels would be bound together to make a chestplate.

 

I'm ready to fight off the dirty console peasants.

 

All Hail Lord GabeN!!!

[Guest]

ram as throwing knives?

Daggers even. Useful quick weapons.

Mobo as a shield perhaps.

[jamese669]

Aio water cooler as a mace 

[flibberdipper]

My old 5 or so ounce Dell tower cooler as a throwing weapon.

[TheTechnerd]

The PSU to throw and bash peoples head in

[iruixos]

I'd hit people with the business end of a K95

[Coombzy]

edit: those ASUS armour boards could be used to fashion some armour :3 

[CoolBeans]

Non modular PSU as a flail 

[Emperor_Piehead]

Fan throwing stars

[neision]

Dude this is sooooo nerdy ahahahahahahaha

[TheTechnerd]

Or an expensive Mac to throw away and let people chase, while I run away

[Guest]

Tie RAM sticks to my fists, fist weapons. G.Skill RAM for more flash and looks, Corsair for more damage.

[lilc]

Psu Mace

Side panel shield

Come at me! 

[heineygoat]

grab a power supply by its cables and swing that bitch around.

[GamerGuy]

I would reconstruct all of the mental and steel from servile cases and psus and create a big, powerful screw gun which will shoot screws. BOOM EAT DAT!

[zxcvbnmmssdh]

Keyboard is like a baseball bat and you could use the mouse and headphones to swing around and hit people with. My NH-D14, I take the fans of and hit people with the metal fins (thone things are sharp!)

[DoubleY]

R9 290X as a flamethrower. 

[xRAGExSounDxRIOTX]

What about a 900d for ammo for some sort of catapult made of PC parts?

[Guest]

I would reconstruct all of the mental and steel from servile cases and psus and create a big, powerful screw gun which will shoot screws. BOOM EAT DAT!

Nooo, too much augmentation.

[joelthezombie15]

grab a power supply by its cables and swing that bitch around.

or just swing a bitch around.