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Welcome to Corrupt-A-Wish! The game where you make a wish and the next person corrupts it before making theirs!

 

here is an example:

 

Person 1 - I wish for a dog

Person 2 - You get a dog, but it has a terminal illness, I wish for it to rain money

Person 1 - It rains money but it's not real money, I wish for some coffee

 

I'll start, I wish for a Radeon R9 280. :)

 

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

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...overheats and burns your house down.

 

I wish for a Lamborghini Aventador...

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your R9 280 is a display unit (no working components inside)

 
i wish for all idiots to leave the internet.

 

EDIT: aaaand... we hit the common problem with games like these...

 

your lambo is a display unit (no working components inside)

 

i wish for all idiots to leave the internet.

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you get it but its a matchbox car

 

i wish to never age

 

...overheats and burns your house down.

 

I wish for a Lamborghini Aventador...

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...overheats and burns your house down.

 

I wish for a Lamborghini Aventador...

and you blow up the engine, taking the back off it.

your R9 280 is a display unit (no working components inside)

 
i wish for all idiots to leave the internet.

 

EDIT: aaaand... we hit the common problem with games like these...

 

your lambo is a display unit (no working components inside)

 

i wish for all idiots to leave the internet.

and all of those idiots flood to the games you love.

you get it but its a matchbox car

 

i wish to never age

and all of your family members die.

 

I wish for nothing.

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The world evaporates into nothingness and you are stuck in an endless abyss

 

I wish for cyanogen 13 to come out already

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

I make games and stuff in my spare time.

 

 

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and you blow up the engine, taking the back off it.

 

and all of those idiots flood to the games you love.

 

and all of your family members die.

 

I wish for nothing.

You get nothing and descend into insanity due to having nothing to mentally stimulate you

I wish for...no longer having issues in my life that stress me out or upset me.

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You get nothing and descend into insanity due to having nothing to mentally stimulate you

I wish for...no longer having issues in my life that stress me out or upset me.

...they dont stress you but your life goes to shit since you dont get stressed enough to move your ass and do something about it.

 

i wish for money...

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...they dont stress you but your life goes to shit since you dont get stressed enough to move your ass and do something about it.

 

i wish for money...

You get a worthless 200 year old coin

 

I wish for An Audi RS6

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You get a worthless 200 year old coin

 

I wish for An Audi RS6

But Jeremy Clarkson changes his mind and says it's rubbish, then praises the god of POWAHH

 

I wish for fox lolis to hug!

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But Jeremy Clarkson changes his mind and says it's rubbish, then praises the god of POWAHH

 

I wish for fox lolis to hug!

 

There is a new law banning the hugging of fox lolis

 

I wish I had more motivation .-.

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

I make games and stuff in my spare time.

 

 

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There is a new law banning the hugging of fox lolis

 

I wish I had more motivation .-.

You become too motivated and end up going crazy, motivating yourself to kill your entire family after finishing college in 3 weeks 

 

I wish for an i7 5930K and the best X99 mobo.

I used to be quite active here.

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There is a new law banning the hugging of fox lolis

 

I wish I had more motivation .-.

sidenote: I will destroy the lawmakers who made that law a thing. Then I'll move to Japan. They can't illegalize fox lolis. They're Japan.

You wish you had more motivation?

 

Senpai will NEVER NOTICE YOU.

 

 

You become too motivated and end up going crazy, motivating yourself to kill your entire family after finishing college in 3 weeks 

 

I wish for an i7 5930K and the best X99 mobo.

You lose the silicon lottery.

 

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!

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sidenote: I will destroy the lawmakers who made that law a thing. Then I'll move to Japan. They can't illegalize fox lolis. They're Japan.

You wish you had more motivation?

 

Senpai will NEVER NOTICE YOU.

 

 

You lose the silicon lottery.

 

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!

 

Noooo! Senpai! NOTICE ME!

 

Granted, but a maniac dresses up as the grinch and goes on a massacre

 

I wish for senpai to notice me

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

I make games and stuff in my spare time.

 

 

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But Jeremy Clarkson changes his mind and says it's rubbish, then praises the god of POWAHH

 

I wish for fox lolis to hug!

Your wish gets granted but you smell like a wet cat for 3 weeks.

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Noooo! Senpai! NOTICE ME!

 

Granted, but a maniac dresses up as the grinch and goes on a massacre

 

I wish for senpai to notice me

Senpai notices you but is Yandere for someone else. Probably for a whiny little bitch like Yukiteru from Mirai Nikki.

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Senpai notices you but is Yandere for someone else. Probably for a whiny little bitch like Yukiteru from Mirai Nikki.

There is nothing here to grant

 

I wish for new shoes

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

I make games and stuff in my spare time.

 

 

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There is nothing here to grant

 

I wish for new shoes

 

But those new shoes will last you 1 week.

 

I wish for Obama to leave the White House forever.

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Your wish gets granted but you smell like a wet cat for 3 weeks.

My cat doesn't smell like anything when she's been out in the rain, so... :D

 

I wish for the world to freeze over again like in 1816.

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My cat doesn't smell like anything when she's been out in the rain, so... :D

 

I wish for the world to freeze over again like in 1816.

The world instead gets burnt to a crisp by the sun prematurely expanding to a red giant.

 

(I meant smell weird :c)

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But those new shoes will last you 1 week.

 

I wish for Obama to leave the White House forever.

Granted in a year, but he is replaced by Donald Trump. Or Clinton. Or Jeb Bush. Or whoever you least want there.

 

And Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK.

I wish that a meteor would hit Saratoga Springs, UT. Goodbye, Big Brother.

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Granted in a year, but he is replaced by Donald Trump. Or Clinton. Or Jeb Bush. Or whoever you least want there.

 

And Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK.

I wish that a meteor would hit Saratoga Springs, UT. Goodbye, Big Brother.

 

Granted, but it also hits you.

 

I wish that Hilary Clinton does not become president.

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Granted in a year, but he is replaced by Donald Trump. Or Clinton. Or Jeb Bush. Or whoever you least want there.

 

And Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK.

I wish that a meteor would hit Saratoga Springs, UT. Goodbye, Big Brother.

Meteor is bigger than you think, It wipes out the southern hemisphere

 

I want 1 Gb/s internet

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Granted, but it also hits you.

 

I wish that Hilary Clinton does not become president.

Donald Trump becomes president instead

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