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Weirdest one night stand?

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Most people on this forum aren't of a legal age to have sex, so I doubt that this'd be a popular topic

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you have a messed up mind btw.

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My hand. Never even called me the next day. 

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I can't recall. Coke's one hell of a drug.

 

Once I woke up in Venezuela with 2 girls. No clue if that was a sexual experience or not. My belt was broken and underwear missing, but my clothes were on. 

 

As for encounters I do remember, they usually involve me crying and the girl trying to get out of there as fast as possible.

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Woke up

Woman next to me

Have the sex

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Don't open shit topics.

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in b4 Fake stories.

 

 

"Had dis wikid bitch over, got all the goodies n shit, sent her packin after"

 

Cool story bro.

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got really drunk, made up with a chubby chick in the club, went to her house, puked about 3-4 times,she also puked about 2 times, could not get hard after puking, passed out on the bed after a while. Woke up next day after 4 hous of sleep, got a lab to attend, she also woke up, finished what we had left to do. went home, took a bath, and lost the lab. (happened 2 months ago)

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I remember - there were 2 girls who were absolute 10/10's from IGN and they were partying real hard in a club. So I walk in and start showing off some moves and then one things leads to another. I wake up the next morning and these two white chicks are laying next to me, fluffy and real soft. Best night of my life by far...

 

Or this could've just been me being high on haribos and those girls were pillows. Meh, it's one powerful sugar rush. 

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This one is pretty weird

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This thread is now about bizarre  bedside tables

 

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Sigh.. Which one to begin with..

 

Here's one that ended in blood and tears of laughter

So i was with a gal from gothenburg.

And we were well underway. But right in the middle of it she got a cramp in her leg

It appeared suddenly and she recoiled forward. Unfortunately my nose was occupying the space that her forehead would stop at.

So she headbutted me in the nose. I drop backwards. She sits up to apologize and as i try to sit up she tries to get off the bed.

But as she tries to move her leg over my head i'm sitting up and she manages to kick me in the side of the head.

This makes me drop off the side of the bed. And i end up on the floor.

She panics and gets up to help me up. So she grabs my arm and pulls me upwards. Unfortunately the nightstand was in the way so i slam my head again.

Needless to say we kinda lost the mood and watched a movie instead.

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I dunno wtf happened to your coding but I like that one.

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Locked. This is not appropriate for possible children.

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