Shower thoughts.

[matt12046]

Haven't seen a threat such as this on here and I feel that it's a travesty to deprive you deep and caring souls of an outlet for your stupid thoughts that we all have while our brains are otherwise unoccupied. To start  things off' I wonder if there's a surface of my house that has remained untouched by human hands since it was build. Could I find it and claim it as my own little Everest? Why do cat's look at you as if you're stupid? Why do we personify cats so much? Who was the first person to eat a potato? How hungry must he or she have been to dig up a thing that looked like a rock and say "That looks edible."?  

[Aytex]

pessimistic? I am.

[Imabigmac]

aahhhh, 

 

Nevermind

[AlwaysFSX]

"What the fuck is wrong with people? Like seriously."

 

Short sweet summary.

[Minzo]

Do you smoke weed? It sounds like you do.

[jkraghify]

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[Syntaxvgm]

My thoughts in the shower

The hot water increases dopamine levels causing more creative thinking.

Why do I think about how showers work in the shower??

god dammit hair in face can't breathe! 

*gags*

 

[matt12046]

Do you smoke weed? It sounds like you do.

Nope on the dope. 

[AlwaysFSX]

My thoughts in the shower

RIP in pieces Syntaxvgm, bubbled to death.

[RyomaSJibenG]

"What the fuck is wrong with people? Like seriously."

 

Short sweet summary.

i second that

[matt12046]

Another one. Is there any combination of english words that has yet to be used in a sentence together? 

[Ciccioo]

which one is faster, a lizard or a fat kid? i'm talking about something like a 50m plane sprint

[Syntaxvgm]

which one is faster, a lizard or a fat kid? i'm talking about something like a 50m plane sprint

the fat kid if he's on a rascal. 

[matt12046]

which one is faster, a lizard or a fat kid? i'm talking about something like a 50m plane sprint

I mean, the way lizards stop and go every few feet would mean the fat kid would be faster. 

[Ciccioo]

I mean, the way lizards stop and go every few feet would mean the fat kid would be faster. 

but i guess that a lizard can run continously if it wants

let's assume that there is an erupting volcano behind the contestants, and a big sandwich at the arrival, so that they're both motivated to give their best

[GrimNeo]

Cats are awesome!

[matt12046]

but i guess that a lizard can run continously if it wants

let's assume that there is an erupting volcano behind the contestants, and a big sandwich at the arrival, so that they're both motivated to give their best

Well based on the fact that reptiles have been around for millennia and the fat kid is just that, a fat kid I'm going to go with Darwin on this one. 

[Syntaxvgm]

Well based on the fact that reptiles have been around for millennia and the fat kid is just that, a fat kid I'm going to go with Darwin on this one.

But what if the lizard is also fat?

[matt12046]

But what if the lizard is also fat?

I was assuming that the size of the contestants was the constant and the conditions the variable. My hypothesis doesn't cover reptiles of unusual size. 

[Syntaxvgm]

I was assuming that the size of the contestants was the constant and the conditions the variable. My hypothesis doesn't cover reptiles of unusual size.

[matt12046]

-snip-

You. I like you.

[Syntaxvgm]

You. I like you.

[Delusional Phil]

My thoughts in the shower

I laughed way too hard ... 

[Delusional Phil]

Haven't seen a threat such as this on here and I feel that it's a travesty to deprive you deep and caring souls of an outlet for your stupid thoughts that we all have while our brains are otherwise unoccupied. To start  things off' I wonder if there's a surface of my house that has remained untouched by human hands since it was build. Could I find it and claim it as my own little Everest? Why do cat's look at you as if you're stupid? Why do we personify cats so much? Who was the first person to eat a potato? How hungry must he or she have been to dig up a thing that looked like a rock and say "That looks edible."?  

 

 

1. No ... Cause your parents bought the house ... Every part of it is their's , all wrap in Government control 

2. Because they athought they are cute ... Which they usually don't... Ask @Syntaxvgm :

3. Because we have feelings for them 

4. No one ... Yet cause we haven't found the first person that left Africa ( Some say humans started in China ) for Europe , where Potatoes grow naturally ... Humans tend to move in packs and live in caves so you could say a pack of humans eat the first Potato ...

5. I would say at that point ... They won't have the strength to dug up anything ... 

[Syntaxvgm]

 

1. No ... Cause your parents bought the house ... Every part of it is their's , all wrap in Government control 

2. Because they athought they are cute ... Which they usually don't... Ask @Syntaxvgm :

3. Because we have feelings for them 

4. No one ... Yet cause we haven't found the first person that left Africa ( Some say humans started in China ) for Europe , where Potatoes grow naturally ... Humans tend to move in packs and live in caves so you could say a pack of humans eat the first Potato ...

5. I would say at that point ... They won't have the strength to dug up anything ... 

 

this sentence?