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-YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND- (i types spin instead of snip and that led me there......)

deal with my long ass post. 

i dont feel like getting flamed for post farming. especially when im as close as i am to 2k posts ive been getting that alot. 

Watch out for each other. Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself. Forgive your anger, forgive your guilt. Your shame. Your sadness. Embrace and open up your love, your joy, your truth, and most especially your heart. 
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deal with my long ass post. 

i dont feel like getting flamed for post farming. especially when im as close as i am to 2k posts ive been getting that alot. 

oh no..... MeatSpin just came back (FOR YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH YOU SHOULD NOT GOOGLE, BING OR SEARCH IT IN ANY WAY!!!)

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oh no..... MeatSpin just came back (FOR YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH YOU SHOULD NOT GOOGLE, BING OR SEARCH IT IN ANY WAY!!!)

>.> thanks for reminding me...

 

i was thinkign more along the lines of DOPE's cover of the song. 

Watch out for each other. Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself. Forgive your anger, forgive your guilt. Your shame. Your sadness. Embrace and open up your love, your joy, your truth, and most especially your heart. 
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>.> thanks for reminding me...

no problem. *vomits from flashback*

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no problem. *vomits from flashback*

i dont think you were around of when people would just link you the original video... before it was cut for comedy...

 

 

BACK ON TOPIC AND AWAY FORM MISERY

 

 

dumb people.

yeah.

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i dont think you were around of when people would just link you the original video... before it was cut for comedy...

 

 

BACK ON TOPIC AND AWAY FORM MISERY

 

 

dumb people.

yeah.

probably wasnt around then... (i got the link two years ago)

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probably wasnt around then... (i got the link two years ago)

its over now... *we limp off the battle field of the internet supporting eachother, i have a lagomorph tail stuck to my back-most belt buckle and you ahve some small memes allover your clothes, indicating wounds*

 

(actaully i kinda wish i had that tail... seeing as i am a lagomorph furry. (bunnys. :3 ) )

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my father used to work for Telenor setting up internet conections and handling imputs in at the base/repeater for phone lines.

 

when he was cheking the phone line outside a house someone opened a window and yelled: STOP HACKING US!!! (he finished his work and left in his company van,  laughing is ass off)

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my father used to work for Telenor setting up internet conections and handling imputs in at the base/repeater for phone lines.

 

when he was cheking the phone line outside a house someone opened a window and yelled: STOP HACKING US!!! (he finished his work and left in his company van,  laughing is ass off)

gold.

Watch out for each other. Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself. Forgive your anger, forgive your guilt. Your shame. Your sadness. Embrace and open up your love, your joy, your truth, and most especially your heart. 
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A boy told me to buy a PS4 instead of an PC... I was like

[insert meme here]

Oh... He also told me he could get a better and cheaper PC... From Asus... 2000€ a 770 a i7-4770 a 60GB SSD some cheapo HDD, a Unknown brand 80+ Bronze PSU... Yes... Thats way much better than the on I want...

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Not at all a ready player one reference? I thought, with the profile pic, maybe...

... Nope...

:'(

Is there a reference I'm supposed to get?

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Sorry for the double post, but I just remembered one. A kid in my robotics club has an ailenware, and the thought it was good because it was "upgraded to the point that it could play Blu-Rays."

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my dad looks at anything not IBM and says its a sketchy brand. 

my ddad also looks at any weapon made in the past 40 yers and says its all made up for the movies and ''v-i-d-e-o-g-a-m-e-s'' (he has to say it slow for some un-holy reason) 

 

 

 

my mom is obsessed with those TV shows about 'elite hackers'' and stuff. 

usually i walk out of the kitchen with like nineteen bags of BBQ chips and see like, the ''hacker-squad'' ''leader'' talking to the generic dumb victim. 

''what we assume happened was, you downloaded malware''

''WHATSTHATOHGODMMY BISINESSISUPINFLAMESNOWISNTITOHGODPLEASESAVEMEYOUKNOWEVERYTHINGIMLOOKINGATMMYLINESWHILETHECAMERAZOOMSINPLEAAASSEE

''malware is a set of code, it usually disguises itself as authentic updates, or the like, ends up giving hackers complete and total control''

 

me: *stops walking to tell my mom how thats like fucking logic101*

mom: ''well i didnt know that!''

me: -__________________-

 

i guess you could say they scored with me. 

i dont give a rats ass what they watch in thier private time or how they want my body. x'D if they feed me and garuntee me a place to sleep alongside being romantically active im thier fucking slave. x'D 

 

you have no idea how many PMs ima get cause i said that.... 

 

using two right now. 

1366x768 left 900x1600 portriat right. 

its..... livable... i would say its far from my ideal. 

(my ideal my guess would total somewhere around 10k in total pixels couting all screens) 

 

 

 

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STAY THAT SKINNY

like, i get it i got really fat really fast when we moved from arizona to here, and i need to factor in boobs and all that kinda wieght, BUT GOD DAMN.

to stay under 130LB is like.... crazy. 

*semi-happily eating chips at 210LB*

jesus christ...

I must be the only one who has underweight no matter what they do. I'm 17 and around 5'8", and weigh just 104 lbs.

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2 Questions: What happened to yummychickenblue and WinNut, and is talking about weight necessary?

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2 Questions: What happened to yummychickenblue and WinNut, and is talking about weight necessary?

 

1 I dun know what your referring to.

2. NEVER BRING THAT UP EVER AGAIN!

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Only Abate, Axe, and Wobbles can save us.

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Really quick one, yet annoying: Today I was in school and we were in the computer-room. At first I had to show someone where the CTRL Key is located. Then he thought he broke his keyboard because "all of the little lamps were off".

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So one of my friends was having troubles uploading pictures on facebook. He told me they were uploaded but not "registered". I told him to give me the link to the album so I could see if he uploaded them correctly. He sent this link : C:/user/pictures/8264.jpg

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1 I dun know what your referring to.

2. NEVER BRING THAT UP EVER AGAIN!

Woah! What happened?

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link to vid please!!!!!

 

 

Marketing.

 

It had to be ad, please tell me it was an ad. 

 

 

LINK!LINK!LINK! We want the LINK!

Nope it wasnt an add and that dude has 120k views.

I dunno but imho he has no idea what he is talking about.

This is the vid plus the one in the description. Makes 13min in total if you really want it :D

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Woah! What happened?

 

Derail of the century... O.o never again.

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Only Abate, Axe, and Wobbles can save us.

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Derail of the century... O.o never again.

At least I didn't tag them. That and Hard drive weight.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STAY THAT SKINNY

like, i get it i got really fat really fast when we moved from arizona to here, and i need to factor in boobs and all that kinda wieght, BUT GOD DAMN.

to stay under 130LB is like.... crazy. 

*semi-happily eating chips at 210LB*

jesus christ...

 

Running/a lot of exercise does that to you :/

I must be the only one who has underweight no matter what they do. I'm 17 and around 5'8", and weigh just 104 lbs.

 

Nope, you're not the only one

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me too, but i've never been asked out. :P i'm also skinny. (5'9" and 120lbs)

That's crazy skinny to me. I have a friend who must be 6' now and is around that weight...

 

I'm 5'9" and 168lbs. And it's all muscle, even though I don't do enough exercise.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE STAY THAT SKINNY

like, i get it i got really fat really fast when we moved from arizona to here, and i need to factor in boobs and all that kinda wieght, BUT GOD DAMN.

to stay under 130LB is like.... crazy.

*semi-happily eating chips at 210LB*

jesus christ...

Oh, I eat really little. I only eat 2 meals a day. I wake up really late, so I either don't have time for breakfast, so I eat a little in the car when I go to school. On weekends, I wake up so late, it's lunchtime. When I was a kid, I was a really picky eater. I avoided a lot of foods. I've grown out of this phase, but there are still a few things I don't touch

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Today, my teacher announced to the class that his Macbook had crashed, so he brought it to the tech center and they said that his hard drive was "toast" (They could still recover the data though).

 

Then this kid surprisingly says: "What? Your Mac crashed?"

 

...Sigh...

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