Tech Puns

[LegacyStijncat]

Show us the best tech puns that you have!

^{(If this has been posted before, sorry, than I didn't see )}

 

For example, here's what my crazy brain came up with.

[Arty]

Whats it mean in english?

[MegaDave91]

You turn my software into hardware.

 

Alright, so maybe not pun, but I had to...

[Tagiau]

Whats it mean in english?

Attack on Titan. The pun is the titan.

[LegacyStijncat]

Whats it mean in english?

Attack on Titan is an anime

[zlolslavez]

I don't see the posts on this thread to be very ligent.

[Guest]

 

Steam

[pk-man]

can I see your rack?

[Slash003]

Hey get me a cup of 

Image is alot bigger than I thought 

[BentheMuffin]

I find these posts very , reach for the stars.

[Wauthar]

I find these posts very , reach for the stars.

You find these posts very hand? Hard drive? 5.25" ODD cage?

[BentheMuffin]

You find these posts very hand? Hard drive? 5.25" ODD cage?

Grounded, couldn't find a good pic and was low on time.

[inkrededibles]

Here's the worst one I've got. I'll come back later when I have something better, haha. 

 

Commissioner Gordon calls Batman one day to ask about his opinion on a case.

 

Batman shows up and immediately asks, "Who is it, Commissioner? Is it the Joker? Did he escape? And I know Penguin broke into the Gotham Museum the other day." 

 

"No," says Gordon. "I need you to inspect these for me."

 

Reaching into his pocket, Gordon places an Incipio iPhone protector and a Verus leather phone cover into Batman's hands. "Which case do you think I should put on my iPhone? I personally like—Batman? Batman?"

[asim1999]

Here's the worst one I've got. I'll come back later when I have something better, haha. 

 

Commissioner Gordon calls Batman one day to ask about his opinion on a case.

 

Batman shows up and immediately asks, "Who is it, Commissioner? Is it the Joker? Did he escape? And I know Penguin broke into the Gotham Museum the other day." 

 

"No," says Gordon. "I need you to inspect these for me."

 

Reaching into his pocket, Gordon places an Incipio iPhone protector and a Verus leather phone cover into Batman's hands. "Which case do you think I should put on my iPhone? I personally like—Batman? Batman?"

LOL, i dont understand, my brain imploded when i read that

[KemoKa]

Attack on Titan. The pun is the titan.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Shingeki no Kyoujin translates (we're not even transliterating here) to "Advance of the Giants". Sure, the author did come up with the english title himself, and that's fine, but it's still contextually incorrect. To me it would imply that the anime takes place on one of Saturn's moons, when it's taking place in...

 

Germany.

 

Sorry, I'm kind of a nazi when it comes to this sort of thing. It's a bad translation, is all. Just making sure everyone is on the same page.

[KemoKa]

I used to live in New Hampshire, and in February we went out and tapped maple syrup from all the

 

s out there!

HURR DURR DURR.
 

[asim1999]

I used to live in New Hampshire, and in February we went out and tapped maple syrup from all the

 

acer-logo-design.jpgs out there!

HURR DURR DURR.

 

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Decent pun