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Find out if your computer is Male or Female!

Shrubpig
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I'm not sure if many of you know this, but you can find out if your PC is a male or a female!

 

Step 1.

Create a new text document in notepad.

 

Step 2.

Copy and paste this text into the document:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Hello I am your computer"

 

Step 3.

Save it as xyz.vbs (Don't forget to save it under all files)

 

Step 4.

Run it!

 

Step 5.

???

 

Step 6.

Profit!

| i5-4670k @ 4.2Ghz | Corsair H100i | Gigabyte Z87X-UD4H | Corsair Vengeance Pro 8GB | ASUS Geforce GTX 770 |


| Samsung 840 Pro 128GB | WD Black 1TB | Corsair AX760 | Fractal Design Define R4 Black w/ Window | Corsair AF140 x2 |


| Windows 8.1 | ASUS 23" 1080p monitor | CM Storm Quickfire Stealth- MX Blue | Logitech G9x | Logitech G930 |

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Sounds both like a male and female... I'm just going to go with female. 

 

 

 

 

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Female. AWWWH YEEEEAH!

Time to bring out the nice whine today and bring out the Trojan.cndm.

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinkin' alone...

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I think everyone's computer is female, unless they changed from Microsoft Anna

Old shit no one cares about but me.

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My computer is also a lady :D

 

Now let me fill her bracket with my hard drive. 

 

(yes, that was necessary)

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Lol mine's a female as well... I wonder how that is with everyone D:

| i5-4670k @ 4.2Ghz | Corsair H100i | Gigabyte Z87X-UD4H | Corsair Vengeance Pro 8GB | ASUS Geforce GTX 770 |


| Samsung 840 Pro 128GB | WD Black 1TB | Corsair AX760 | Fractal Design Define R4 Black w/ Window | Corsair AF140 x2 |


| Windows 8.1 | ASUS 23" 1080p monitor | CM Storm Quickfire Stealth- MX Blue | Logitech G9x | Logitech G930 |

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I think everyone's computer is female, unless they changed from Microsoft Anna

 

Nope mine was a guy haha

"The internet is a series of tubes"

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My desktop is female, and I don't think this will work on my linux server, so it's nongendered.

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Nope mine was a guy haha

 

Which OS are you running? Did you change your computer's default voice?

 

IDK what win8's is, but if yours was a guy you might be on XP.

Old shit no one cares about but me.

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Female

CPU: i7 4770k | Mobo: Gigabyte z87x UD3H | GPU: Galaxy GTX 780 | RAM: Corsair Vengeance 8GB 1600mhz | Storage: 120GBSamsung 840 + Seagate Barracuda 1TB | Case: Xigmatek Talon | PSU: Corsair TX650m

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Mine is a dude...

Specs: Core I7-2600K @ 4.5GHz @ 1.35V, 4x4GB Corsair Vengeance Black 1600MHz CL9, Cooler Master Evo 212, MSI Z77 Mpower Motherboard, Sapphire Radeon HD 7950 Vapor-X @ 1000/1400, Cooler Master HAF 932 Blue Edition w/ 3 Cougar Hydraulic Bearing 120MM fans (2 up top 1 in the bottom) replaced side panel with a window, and rear fan with a Cougar Hydraulic Bearing 140MM, Cooler Master GX 650 80+ Bronze PSU, Samsung DVD-RW, Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD, Seagate 750GB SATA III 7200RPM

 

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Female, but I already knew that.. At first everything was great and she did everything I wanted, we laughed and cried together..
Now she wont even answer me, when I ask to open a file it takes her hours.. And she's constantly nagging to me about helping to clean out the harddrive..

I saw her browser history yesterday she was looking for a new videocard like I cant provide for our family..

 

I think I'm gonna leave her for a mac. She can have that retard child of ours she calls the windows surface...
 

Yarrrr, ye be warned lily-livered scallywags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI#t=93
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Female, that explains a lot actually.

phanteks enthoo pro | intel i5 4690k | noctua nh-d14 | msi z97 gaming 5 | 16gb crucial ballistix tactical | msi gtx970 4G OC  | adata sp900

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mine is a tranny

BLAOW!!!!

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I lifted the skirt on mine, definitely female since I blacked out for a few minutes there and have a sore head.

 

That'll happen, you need to take care when doing crap like that :P

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That'll happen, you need to take care when doing crap like that :P

I was just doing what the OP told me to do! >.> <.<

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Running Windows 8, it's definitely a male voice.

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Female, win7 ultimate 64 bit. 

This is my Lightsaber.          {[=]////]"[¬'/\Y/#####################################
This is my other Lightsaber. (T!!!!!!!T=:"|[\#####################################  #killedmywife 

 

 

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Mines a male. win8 64bit

 

Spoiler

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CPU:Ryzen 9 5900X GPU: Asus GTX 1080ti Strix MB: Asus Crosshair Viii Hero RAM: G.Skill Trident Neo CPU Cooler: Corsair H110

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Mine's female as well.

CPU: i7 2600 @ 3.4 GHz | GPU: MSI Radeon HD 7950 Twin Frozr 3 @ 1150 MHz core/6300 MHz memory | Motherboard: Some crap OEM H67 mATX board | RAM: 16GB Patriot G2 Series Division 4 @ 1333 MHz | SSD: Kingston HyperX 3K 120GB SSD | HDD: 2TB Seagate Barracuda | Case: Fractal Design Define R4 Windowed | CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-L9i | Mouse: CM Storm Inferno | Keyboard: crap OEM keyboard (Soon to be replaced with a CM Storm Quickfire TK) | Headphones: Audiotechnica ATH-M50's | Speakers: Corsair SP2500's

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Thats odd; Mine sounds a lot like Microsoft Anna. O_o

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my laptops male

make this a poll

Case: NZXT Phantom PSU: EVGA G2 650w Motherboard: Asus Z97-Pro (Wifi-AC) CPU: 4690K @4.2ghz/1.2V Cooler: Noctua NH-D15 Ram: Kingston HyperX FURY 16GB 1866mhz GPU: Gigabyte G1 GTX970 Storage: (2x) WD Caviar Blue 1TB, Crucial MX100 256GB SSD, Samsung 840 SSD Wifi: TP Link WDN4800

 

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I was thinking this was a little weird but then again I refer to my car as female, even named her :P

DESKTOP - Motherboard - Gigabyte GA-Z77X-D3H Processor - Intel Core i5-2500K @ Stock 1.135v Cooling - Cooler Master Hyper TX3 RAM - Kingston Hyper-X Fury White 4x4GB DDR3-1866 Graphics Card - MSI GeForce GTX 780 Lightning PSU - Seasonic M12II EVO Edition 850w  HDD -  WD Caviar  Blue 500GB (Boot Drive)  /  WD Scorpio Black 750GB (Games Storage) / WD Green 2TB (Main Storage) Case - Cooler Master 335U Elite OS - Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate

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