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[Funny] ASUS CES Presententation - I like Jonney Shih - Chairman of ASUS. Thank you.... Thank you... and Thank you...

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ASUS makes fine, and even pretty impressive and interesting products, we all know this.

At CES, Jonney Shih, Chairman of ASUS, did the presentation.

(Presentation in 5min, by: The verge)

I don't know how to explain this, hes bad, but funny, yet you see his excitement, but then he acts like: 'Ok I did my job, NEXT Product!'.

Or it's just overly enthusiastic, or laughs without reason.

For example: announces a new product, and then "Thank you.... Thank you.... and... Thank you"

Another example: Gneeral Manager of Intel comes on stage, says how the Intel CPU inside ASUS product is fast, and then Jonney just cuts him at the end, and goes "WOW [sarcastically said], Super job!, Ok let's take a picture!", it's he had more to say, but ok. Granted, it's all crappy B.S marketing figures, but come on.

As the Verge said: "There no-one quite like Jonney Shih". Darn right.

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For all i care he can start dancing and singing during his presentations

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i like last year presentation more, because they announced more stuff, and i like how he goes bananas when announcing prices xD

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My love for ASUS continues.

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ASUS is the best tech company aside from Intel and Nvidia

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This guy only comes out for CES, I swear.

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lol hes hilarious :lol:

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Says the speakers will be good... No slim laptop/tablet has audio as good as Toshiba's Harman Kardon speakers, well at least on the A500.


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damn, he's so asian that it hurts xD

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He's more entertaining than Samsung's press conference was. Although i do admit he was a little cheesy, he still has a flair for showmanship.

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Thank you.....Thank you.....and thank you.

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ASUS is the best tech company aside from Intel and Nvidia

and AMD and nintendo and MSI and like everything else in life that is awesome.

and whoever makes those frozen microwaveable corndogs you find at winco. they're not a tech company but they deserve a reward.

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