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the WII bit made me LOL so hard XD

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lol poor wii u

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:lol:

 

Poor Wii U. 

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I'll have the Wii for you... If you know what I mean.

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I'd take THAT Wii U anyday.

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Shut the F**k up wii, no one likes you!   that made me laugh so hard.

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I didn't watch that video yet but if the XBOne was a girl, she would be extremely high maintenance and require your attention 24/7

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I didn't watch that video yet but if the XBOne was a girl, she would be extremely high maintenance and require your attention 24/7

This. She'd basically be a cat

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where the heck was PS4 vs xbox in a mudwrestling match 

They fit it in between the frames, it went too fast to see.

 

But I'm surprised they didn't mention that she would have to basically ask her father first every single time they wanted to "play".

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lol nintendo = friend zone 

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I'll take that Wii any day :3

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would be quite amusing to see what would've happened if they included the ps3/ps4

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But I'm surprised they didn't mention that she would have to basically ask her father first every single time they wanted to "play".

I thought that too.

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Lmao. Wii U has a touch screen!!!! If you know what I mean.

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Lmao. Wii U has a touch screen!!!! If you know what I mean.

That stylus with the touch screen would be quite confusing considering it comes out of the wii u.

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Damn, the Wii U is way hotter than the XBone.

 


 

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That stylus with the touch screen would be quite confusing considering it comes out of the wii u.

I didnt know it had a stylus. At least you could throw the stylus out and use your finger. If you know what I mean.

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<p>I call bullshot on the play. Xbone obviously should have been a chick with male parts, and that would be the TV equivalant, basically you wanted to play games(with a girl), but all you got is a bro who wants to watch TV.</p>

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Why do you all keep saying Wii U? He said Wii.

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If Xbox one was a liger 

 

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