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On the subject of Portal:

 

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

 

Loved it XD

 

Best quote ever!

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AAAAAHHHHHH ITS LU BU 

From dw4. One of my most played games ever and comes close to pokemon.

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"I fucking hate tutorials. And this one is terrible" - Far cry 3 Blood dragon

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I liked Letho's quote at the end of The Witcher 2 where he explians how nobody noticed he wasn't wounded. "I paid me a good deal of money to stay silent, well it was more of a loan since I killed him later." (or something like that, there are other quotes that I liked but I can't think of them right now)

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I like the obvious Engrish mistakes

"All your base are belong to us"

"Victoly!"

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Getting nostalgic up in here.

 

"My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate!" -Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Island Series

 

"You fight like a dairy farmer!" "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!" Insult Swordfighting, The Secret of Monkey Island

 

"Rusty? Is that you? You don't look at all well..." "I'm NOT well. Actually, I'm dead." -Bobbin Threadbare and Rusty Nailbender, LOOM

 

"Tell the world we fought with courage, and chose death with clarity. Above all else... clarity." -Master Goodmold, LOOM

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"hahahahaha.. Did you think we had forgotten.. Did you think we had forgiven.. Behold now the terrible vengeance of the forsaken.."-Putress. Wrathgate cinematic in wow.
"He flew pretty good" - Sgt.Johnson - Halo
"Someone get a spatula" - Player character - Tribes vengeance

 

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"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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"Hey, sexy man. Let me dress you."

"You buy food on stick!"

- Sleeping Dogs

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"You are in a computer game max. the truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimsped out in the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game.. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of" - Max Payne

 

HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!

 

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"BLITZKRIEG!"

-Sam, Far Cry 3 :P

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You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear.

 

- Lo Wang [shadow Warrior]

 

And pretty much everything else in that game.

 

 

 

* Shadow Warrior is free on Steam BTW*

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Spider: “If I don’t make it...tell my wife … tell her I died for my country!”

Rex "Power" Colt: “You'll tell her that yourself!”

 

-Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

 

Still lol every time i think about it.

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Damn pedestrians

- Rico in Just Cause 2 (Every flipping 10 seconds)

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JC Denton to Hermann Gunther in Deus Ex after he explains his bumhurt based vengeance "You came all the way to Paris to tell me that?"

Or after Walter Simons berates him for bricking a Universal Constructor "I wasn't properly trained in its operation"

      The cake is a lie!!! -- but the muffins are genuine.

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"I'm looking for a guy named Charlie" -Shenmue

"Get out of here stalker!" -S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

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