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What are some of the best game quotes you can think of?

 

I will take the most obvious and say

 

 "The cake is a lie"

               -Portal

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"You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what? That you might escape the coming fire? Your world will burn until its surface is but glass!"

 

Halo 3

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What do people even put in these things?

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On the subject of Portal:

 

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

 

Loved it XD

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On the subject of Portal:

 

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

 

Loved it XD

Portal was just so great.

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On the subject of Portal:

 

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson

 

Loved it XD

thats the best quote ever!

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Parrapa the rapper - Kick Punch

 

Hayatatatacha! 

Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind 
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find 
The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya 
But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher 

Kick  Punch  Chop - Block 
Once more now 
Kick  Punch  Chop - Block 

Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rock 
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now 

Duck  Jump  Turn - Pose 
Listen carefully 
Jump  Pose  Duck - And turn 

Hm, yeah I see you're gettin better 
Kick to the limit in order to get her now 

Kick, punch  Chop, block  Chop, kick  Punch, block 
It's gonna get harder now 
Duck and jump  Turn and pose  Duck and turn  Jump and punch 

Come on now, why don'tcha follow my words 
Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first 
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes 
To be the man with the master plan 
Are you the man now? 

Kick, punch, block 
Chop, kick, block 
Block, turn, and kick it 
Block, duck, punch 
Duck, duck, turn 
Jump, kick, chop 
Punch, punch, punch 

Hatatatacha! That's it for today.   
Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage.

truer words have never been rapped 

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One day, they'll write books about others.  -  Rico Rodriguez      (Just Cause 2)

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 Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way

 

... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

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"get over here" - scorpion

one of the most reconizable qoutes in video games

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"I can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself took a crap on you"

 

- Officer Tenpenny (GTA San Andreas)

Nova doctrina terribilis sit perdere

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         -minecraft Gordon Freeman :P

Fix't ;)

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"I can outrun a centaur!"

 

-Guild Wars 2 female humans.

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"This is not a game"

 

-Jak 3

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I love Mirror's Edge too, so:

 

"Once the city used to pulse with energy. Dirty and dangerous, but alive and wonderful. Now it's something else. The changes came slowly at first. Most didn't realize, or didn't care, and accepted them. They chose a comfortable life. Some didn't. And those who refused to conform were pushed to the sidelines, criminalized. They became our clients. We call ourselves Runners. We exist on the edge between the gloss and the reality: the mirror's edge. We keep out of trouble, out of sight, and the cops don't bother us. Runners see the city in a different way. We see the flow. Rooftops become pathways and conduits, possibilities and routes of escape. The flow is what keeps us running, keeps us alive." - Faith

 

"You can't live on the edge all your life, Faith. Sooner or later, you have to jump." - Jacknife

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Toasty!

 

Fatality!

 

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May the force be with you Harry

     -Gandlaf

 

 

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Just cause 2 quotations!

"Scorpio get down from there!"

"Son of a Mia"

"We have got him on the run, he is bleeding like pig"

"We need air support now, ETA 30 seconds!"

"Hey you, get down from there, off of my car!"

All of these said in extremely racist accents. My friend all go around saying them.

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What are some of the best game quotes you can think of?

 

I will take the most obvious and say

 

 "The cake is a lie"

               -Portal

So i am a lie :( ?

 

Also my favorite issssssssssssssss!

I want my WoW TBC/Vannila days back with my current age :( .

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"Go fuck your Mom's ass" - Liberty City residents

"An Excellent Signature"

 

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