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I was sitting on an unforgiving metal fold up chair. I was sober enough to not take notes, yet drunk enough to have my evil horns pop out. Her name was Lauren, she was a fiery eyed brunette and we had been flirting for weeks.  Lauren had walked by and said something seductive in a low tone. At the time I thought I was smoother than vanilla pudding. I said "huh? watchya doin silly?". It was then she came over and sat on my lap and started kissing me slowly. She then proceeded to tell me her plans. She told me that I was the winner to be in a three-some with her and her friend, who we will call Megan ( I do not remember her name). Megan was the opposite side of the sexual spectrum, that meaning she didn't flaunt her trunk around. However Megan did have an equally intriguing ass.  Megan then came over to sit on my lap as well. I have to tell you, when two girls are straddling you like a horse. You are subject to the will of your crotch! After a short conversation we decided to explore the rest of the house. In reality what we were really doing was trying to find a bedroom. When we found 'the one', the action immediately started to unfold. I was happy to let them do what they wanted with each other, as I was busy with myself. Meanwhile throughout the rest of the party goers, a coup was starting to boil. It was then that around 30 people giggled and laughed up the stairs to interrupt our festivities. It did not help that my best friend Joe was the cobra commander behind this evil scheme. However it did not surprise me as this was payback for a very good prank I had pulled on him several days earlier.Anyways, just as things were getting very interesting, people stormed into the room cheering like baby boomer creators did on World War 2 Victory Day. I was mad! Looking at the smiles of mischeif on everyones faces I slowly let the anger go and started laughing myself. After the festivities I proceeded to put my jeans back on. As I did that I created an ingenious idea. That idea was to jump off the bed onto the various onlookers  and to 'hopefully' get crowd surfed out of the room. So I lept off the bed and hit my head on a ceiling fan I had forgotten was there.  

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Holy crap....you wrote a lot. Like a lot. Did you get like too drunk to type?

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Well, if that's what you're into.

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Da Fuq Did I Just Read...

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Damn, you had a pretty crazy night.

 

My night consisted of me watching the Monstercat Livestream, getting favorited posts on Twitter from Monstercat and Grabbitz and eating some tacos with rice.

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This thread is so weird, it literally broke the DNS servers allowing me to connect to LTT

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 Basically, you read about a guy who got interrupted feeding his two geese. 

Ahhh, ;D

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i don't get how this type of person exists. huge lips, huge nose holes, and it's just odd.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

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ok... i'll just forget i ever saw this

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That made me rofl :lol:

 

 

i don't get how this type of person exists. huge lips, huge nose holes, and it's just odd.

RACISM!

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That made me rofl :lol:

 

 

RACISM!

dude, i just find it weird. i'm not being racist. you cunthole.

 

 

 

 

dude, i'm kidding.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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You put a lot of dots (.) in there. Like a lot. Having trouble with your period ;)

no. just no.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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dude, i just find it weird. i'm not being racist. you cunthole.

 

 

 

 

dude, i'm kidding.

... "cunthole" ... Never heard that before. I'll be sure to remember that one.

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