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It rather be a pentium 4, at least I get to be in history museum!

I wonder why are they considered to be so important.... Yes, they were popular but also were the biggest mistakes Intel has ever made.

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I'd be the one with not all cores functioning.. So probably an FX 4100.

that was the one i had in my system that broke :S

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I'd be the G3258 most likely. I can do all the tasks like the others can, but not as fast or as well as others. However when I get going and am in my element, I can battle with the best of them.

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I wonder why are they considered to be so important.... Yes, they were popular but also were the biggest mistakes Intel has ever made.

I guess they were a common for computers of its time? Not sure.

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i'd be an Amd Athlon X2 250. im so sorry.

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I would be a I3 3220... Cooled by a solid piece of stone that was 6cm^3

 

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I would be a potato, I do the random-est things to get stuff done but it somehow works...

you mean clap processor?

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I7 3770K

Im not the fastest. Im not the most powerfull. But im pretty damn hot 

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Intel 8087 'cause i'm old school ! xD
"gimme a beige PC, green text, black screen
and 64 kB of memory (thats  plenty!)"

 

 

 

 


 

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I would be intel skylake 12 core cooled by custom liquid helium and liquid nitrogen-pre-cooling loop with a huge tank in the basement, industrial pump and specially designed $20.000  tubing

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I would be intel skylake 12 core cooled by custom liquid helium and liquid nitrogen-pre-cooling loop with a huge tank in the basement, industrial pump and specially designed $20.000  tubing

Ah the i7-6960X (lel 69)

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I would be a 4790k ¡, im good but not the best

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Xeon E5520, It may not be the newest or the fastest, but it can survive quite well in the harshest of environments. Not many 80W CPUs can run completely stable without a cpu cooler, most would overheat before you could reach the OS. Considering the household I grew up in, people are usually surprised I have any sanity at all. Most people, if forced to live my life, would have completely snapped.

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I would be a 3770k a little old but still works like a beast!

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Depends, if I have no interest in the subject then I'm a P3, if I find it interesting I'm an i5, but if it's interesting and profitable I'm an i7! :D

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PentiumD .. can multitask alright but not great, pretty slow, too much and i freeze lol 

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I would be a potato, I do the random-est things to get stuff done but it somehow works...

 

 

Is that the one off portal? Then yeah

I wonder if the "did you film and edit this with a potato" meme thing originates from the sega dreamcast VMU's processor or portal or maybe something else entirely.

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a fast g3258. 

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Well intel launch 0 processors in '93 so i will probably be an Intel 80486SL 

 

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That thing is already dated. :P

just like Get_Right. Olof probably better now.

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I guess I'd probably be a low end i7 with some faulty memory. I can do a few things at once, but I'll probably forget something important because I try doing too many things at once - or I'm just forgetful.

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Probably an FX because I eat much = more power requirements.

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IBMs brain computer thing on Incredible steroids.

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