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"I am a dirty dirty boy and deserve to be punished" would be hilarious in a really serious voice

"I lika do da cha cha, and my tiny nipples went to france" lol

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What about a save game system IRL you just do a quick save then if you fuck up load up the save and try again :P

thats nice you can do anything and once your done you reset

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Or i bet i you i can get a knife from this case :P (i really want a knife) I think you would be put in jail after a while because it would be a bit sus. Not that it would be hard to break out

 

Yeah "hey prison guard.. I bet I can walk through this wall and escape"

 

What about

 

The power to have the voice of anybody else, so you could book a restaurant reservation as George Clooney or something

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What about a save game system IRL you just do a quick save then if you fuck up load up the save and try again :P

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the ability to ban people from this forum on a whim

 

The Ability to Ban Qwertywarrior from everything ever

 

;)

 

Joke I love you really

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Yeah "hey prison guard.. I bet I can walk through this wall and escape"

 

What about

 

The power to have the voice of anybody else, so you could book a restaurant reservation as George Clooney or something

Just because someones going to say it. you could do a really sexy voice for umm voice acting.. yea thats why

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the ability to ban people from this forum on a whim

Just dont get rid of the next indian love potions im really low on my supply 

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The Ability to Ban Qwertywarrior from everything ever

 

;)

 

Joke I love you really

well that actually might happen soon because of my track record :P

i actually had a nightmare yesterday about it lol

 

each time i post a joke im like

"this might get me banned ....... is it really worth it "

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I just want the POV gun from HHGTTG

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But honestly the best superpower is the ability to stop time

 

Like in Bernards Watch (if anyone knows that show, he has a pocket watch, and if you press the button to stop it ticking time stops)

 

You have nothing special about you, but you could spend infinite time learning things, or building things, or doing anything you want, since when time is stopped you can still interact with objects as if they were normal

you just gave me a new show to watch ;)

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I just want the POV gun from HHGTTG

OMG someone who knows of HHGTTG. My grandpa used to tell me about it all the time because he met douglass adams on a train one night 

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OMG someone who knows of HHGTTG. My grandpa used to tell me about it all the time because he met douglass adams on a train one night 

I'd have asked him where is towel was.

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Well im off to bed, everyone have fun :P

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you just gave me a new show to watch ;)

 

*puts on rose tinted glasses* it was amazing

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Well im off to bed, everyone have fun :P

 

The power to go to bed

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The power to go to bed

the power, to do everything your body does during sleep, passively during the day. 

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I'd have asked him where is towel was.

Lol. apparently he came up with the idea when one night he left a party because he was really nerdy and didnt like parties and laid down to watch the stars. He then thought how would anyone navigate through those stars. Thats when he thought, "I know a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" then obviously because he was rather silly it became rather silly :P

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the power, to do everything your body does during sleep, passively during the day. 

The power to not need to go to bed would be amazing. For realzies im off now :P

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Now that I thinked about this more, I realized the best superpower would be Controlling time. You could do so much with it.

you really shouldn't go back or forward though ^^

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you really shouldn't go back or forward though ^^

No, but stopping it and slowing or fastening would be sweet as hell. Think of all the stuff you could nick from stores.

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Teleportation. If you think about it teleportation is one of the most overpowered super power one can have.

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No, but stopping it and slowing or fastening would be sweet as hell. Think of all the stuff you could nick from stores.

I would stop time during the state of the union speech, and then remove everyone's clothing, and place ridiculously goofy objects in their hands.

 

Just because. Then I would need to watch an eternity's worth of porn just to get the image of every member of congress without their clothes on, out of my head.

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I would stop time during the state of the union speech, and then remove everyone's clothing, and place ridiculously goofy objects in their hands.

 

Just because. Then I would need to watch an eternity's worth of porn just to get the image of every member of congress without their clothes on, out of my head.

I would travel a lot, and do dumb shit.

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