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But honestly the best superpower is the ability to stop time

 

Like in Bernards Watch (if anyone knows that show, he has a pocket watch, and if you press the button to stop it ticking time stops)

 

You have nothing special about you, but you could spend infinite time learning things, or building things, or doing anything you want, since when time is stopped you can still interact with objects as if they were normal

I'd like to get technical and say, no you can't interact with stuff, but since this is all fantasy anyways ... :D

 

Yeah being able to touch as many ...ehhm.... cars.. as you want would be neat :P

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The ability to fuck with a teleprompter whilst watching a politician make a speech on TV

Without getting into politics, the first thing that came to mind was

 

"I can confirm that the US will have no boobs on the ground."

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I'd like to get technical and say, no you can't interact with stuff, but since this is all fantasy anyways ... :D

 

Yeah being able to touch as many ...ehhm.... cars.. as you want would be neat :P

 

Hey those were the rules of the childrens TV show, clearly that is more factual than physics

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But honestly the best superpower is the ability to stop time

 

Like in Bernards Watch (if anyone knows that show, he has a pocket watch, and if you press the button to stop it ticking time stops)

 

You have nothing special about you, but you could spend infinite time learning things, or building things, or doing anything you want, since when time is stopped you can still interact with objects as if they were normal

Well i watched a Simpsons episode on that and to be completely honest one thing kept coming up in my mind... i think you know. but ye it would be amazing. Just lay alone listening to some music wherever you want for as long as you want without any responsibilities 

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What about

 

the power to WIN ANY BET

 

so if somebody is like.. I bet you cant punch through the moon with that daffodil .. you totally could do it

 

I bet you 1 billion dollars that you cant fly to pluto in 1 second.. etc etc

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I was going to say that, lol

I don't know how Batman basically became DC Comics, but I'm so glad he did.

 

The day Batman begins be be shadowed because DC thinks that he's had enough of a spotlight is the day I die.

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What about

 

the power to WIN ANY BET

 

so if somebody is like.. I bet you cant punch through the moon with that daffodil .. you totally could do it

 

I bet you 1 billion dollars that you cant fly to pluto in 1 second.. etc etc

You can't punch through the moon with a doffodil? Damn, someone needs to hit the gym...

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Without getting into politics, the first thing that came to mind was

 

"I can confirm that the US will have no boobs on the ground."

My thought was "Fuck her right in the pussy" but thats hilarious 

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Ima get more realistic here

 

What about the superpower to disable YouTube comment?

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Without getting into politics, the first thing that came to mind was

 

"I can confirm that the US will have no boobs on the ground."

LOL.

 

I can think of so many things I could do with that. "If you like your doctor, you can go fuck yourself"

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My thought was "Fuck her right in the pussy" but thats hilarious 

Mine was a little more subtle... More likely to actually slip though :P

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What about

 

the power to WIN ANY BET

 

so if somebody is like.. I bet you cant punch through the moon with that daffodil .. you totally could do it

 

I bet you 1 billion dollars that you cant fly to pluto in 1 second.. etc etc

Its almost like having every super power in the world all you need is someone to bet you on it :P

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That is why the Keurig was born :P

 

Don't get all fancy schmancy on me.

 

 

What kind? always the same or mix it up a little? 

 

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what about being able to summon as many copies of yourself as you can

That would be pretty neat

 

they'd have to retain memory. then i dont even have to go to school just send my copy.

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I don't know how Batman basically became DC Comics, but I'm so glad he did.

 

The day Batman begins be be shadowed because DC thinks that he's had enough of a spotlight is the day I die.

Don't worry, thanks to project cadmus we will not be afraid of not having batman

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I feel like half of these powers are to help you have sex or fondle with a hot lady so why not just the ability to be able to seduce any women with a wink :P

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I feel like half of these powers are to help you have sex or fondle with a hot lady so why not just the ability to be able to seduce any women with a wink :P

It's called 'swag'

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they'd have to retain memory. then i dont even have to go to school just send my copy.

Would it still be masturbation? now that is a question

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Don't worry, thanks to project cadmus we will not be afraid of not having batman

I never really follow the comics: I hate the idea of everything essentially 'resetting' between issues. I love canon stories, such as Nolan's trilogy. And the Arkham games. Oh. My. God. I can't fucking wait for Arkham Knight.

 

But I do know pretty much everything about Batman. Just not comic-specific stuff.

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It's called 'swag'

The outfit of the swagman is a flatcap and jeans that are too big oh also hektic shoes and a hoodie

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LOL.

 

I can think of so many things I could do with that. "If you like your doctor, you can go fuck yourself"

"I am a dirty dirty boy and deserve to be punished" would be hilarious in a really serious voice

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I never really follow the comics: I hate the idea of everything essentially 'resetting' between issues. I love canon stories, such as Nolan's trilogy. And the Arkham games. Oh. My. God. I can't fucking wait for Arkham Knight.

 

But I do know pretty much everything about Batman. Just not comic-specific stuff.

Most of what I just said came from DCAU, it's where legendary cartoons like batman TAU, JL and JLU was born

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Its almost like having every super power in the world all you need is someone to bet you on it :P

Exactly, but day to day you have no powers

 

So if you are a casino just be like.."do you bet me I cannot win on the slots" or something and BANG you win

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What about a save game system IRL you just do a quick save then if you fuck up load up the save and try again :P

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Exactly, but day to day you have no powers

 

So if you are a casino just be like.."do you bet me I cannot win on the slots" or something and BANG you win

Or i bet i you i can get a knife from this case :P (i really want a knife) I think you would be put in jail after a while because it would be a bit sus. Not that it would be hard to break out

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